Cancer Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 That counts as "colder than Mars". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Is it wrong to complain that I'm winning too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Huh. That message means she has my number blocked. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 What's that smell? It sounds like blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 What kind of diseased sodomizer of underage retiles puts cayenne in lemonade?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 *tells husband several times this morning that the stock will take all day to make and then needs a day to strain & chill before use* "So, will the soup be ready when I get back tonight?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 picking bits of light blue rubber out my beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Dirty Dancing is 30 years old today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 So, what is "motherf****r" in Esperanto, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Today, I mourn. Tomorrow, I fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 I've never posted a political rant on social media before. It feels vaguely cathartic. I think I'm going to throw up. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Tennis players have no respect for their equipment. They think nothing of smashing their racquets whenever things aren't going their way. Seriously, do chefs do that to their knives when they're having a bad day? Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 20 minutes and we begin our descent to the abyss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Anything happens, please don't let me be forgotten... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Trying to figure out what to do with gift cards having less than a dollar (combined value) in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 IN MY POCKET!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Bless the Powers That Be for disposable diapers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 On a downward spiral; can't seem to stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Deliver us from high-maintenance students, this we pray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Death and sashimi on Saturday! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Job interview this arvo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 What did I do to my wrist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 I wish people would stop treating me like a grown-up. Cancer and Cygnia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 "You want to avoid eating that stuff that makes you grow lots of hair all over, because when you're on fire it gets lots stinkier." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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