Re: The cranky thread
So, my wife locked her keys in the car while going to pay the mobile phone bill.
I do not have a vehicle of my own.
Everybody we know is at work or otherwise unavailable.
I have no cash to get a cab, and they're stupidly expensive in this town anyway.
So, I start walking. This is about a 3 mile hike, sayeth Google Maps.
I have one of the most sedentary lifestyles imaginable without being in a vegetative state, so I am now, officially, hot, tired, sweaty (it's in the mid-80s with no cloud cover and little shade between here and there), and tired.
I am going to have a tall glass of ice water, and if the nurses want to bitch about my fluid intake tomorrow, they can kiss my ass.
Edit: On the upside, I've figured out how to win every argument with my wife. Considering the state of my health, a 3 mile hike (though I managed to get a ride for the last mile or so) was rather ... unwise. When my wife asked me why I did that, I responded simply: "Because I'm stupid."
She couldn't argue.
Edit2: Holy s**t my legs hurt now.