Re: The cranky thread
Dear nurse at my dialysis clinic,
I was informed, from day 1, that I was to be at the clinic at 7am. For many months, there was a sign on the door to the treatment room that said 'First shift starts at 7am'. I was there at 7am today. My treatment started at 7:13 because it took the nurse 13 minutes to hook me up to the F**KING MACHINE and start the process. I was not late. Do not accuse me of s**t I didn't do, you f**king b***h. It really pisses me off, you whiny wh*re. I'm already feeling crappy because I've got bronchitis or something. I can't sleep because it's hard to f**king breathe, so I would appreciate it if you do not bust my hump for goddamn s**t I didn't f**king do. You don't like me, I get it. We have never really gotten along. We rub each other the wrong way. We'd probably be very happy if we never saw each other again in our lives. But I really. Do. Not. Appreciate. being accused of s**t I didn't do.
And then, when I explain that I wasn't late, don't talk to me like I'm a f**king moron. "do what you need to do to get here on time." I WAS F**KING ON TIME, YOU C**T. "It's not an issue ..." IF IT'S NOT AN ISSUE, WHY ARE YOU BUSTING MY HUMP? "You're making someone else late." NO I'M NOT, BECAUSE I WAS ON F**KING TIME, and that sign I mentioned earlier also said that the second shift doesn't start until f**king noon, so even if I'm not out of there until 11:45, he's still fifteen f**king minutes early. Maybe it's just me, but maybe an apology might be in f**king order?!
So, here's the deal. I am going to start showing up at the clinic at six f**king thirty in the goddamn morning, even though I have heard the nurses complain about it. And I swear to f**king Ceiling Cat, if I hear word one about being too f**king early, I am going to go off on a vulgar, vile rampage of foul language that will peel the f**king wallpaper.