CrosshairCollie

Re: Do you buy Resistant alternate defenses? I generally permit regular Power/Mental/Flash defense to apply to AVLD attacks, so it would be a waste of points.

Re: The cranky thread And by the way, air raid sirens heralding tornado warnings at 1 in the morning? SUCK.

Re: The cranky thread My wife's workplace has introduced it's new automatic, computer-generated scheduling system, which appears to have a programming algorithm called 'ScrewEverybodyButTheStoreDirector'. The word 'Mutiny' is remarkably accurate.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Yakety Sax makes everything better!

Re: The cranky thread

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "They made a video game based on the FATAL RPG?!"

Re: The cranky thread Got dizzy and nearly passed out earlier tonight. I really freakin' hate it when that happens, especially in public because everybody freaks out.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos If Video Games had 'Super Easy Mode'. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938370

Re: Foods for those that just don't care anymore I dunno, I can often eat a footlong sub in a single sitting (for better or ill). This doesn't look like it'd pack that much more volume ...

Re: Foods for those that just don't care anymore This is right up there with

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Quarterback. He has shrinking powers. NT: Subtle indications that your next-door neighbor has superpowers.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Completed homework assignments.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dodged gunfire from Clevelanders on vacation. NT: Other ways the citizenry of Cleveland could (over)react to LeBron's exodus.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The bottle cap says 'Twist to open', but no matter how much I dance, it won't freakin' open!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Punxutawny Phil's cousin, Chicago Chip. If he comes out before baseball season and sees anything, the Cubs will have another century of failure.

Re: The cranky thread Why is it, when my nephrologist most emphatically knows that I need to restrict my fluid intake, she prescribes me medicines with the label 'Drink plenty of water while taking this medicine'?

Re: The cranky thread *hugs* Sorry.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rhyming verse. Unless it was by Dr. Seuss, of course. "Of course there are words that rhyme with orange. Bibblflorange, Oogledorange ..." NT: Famous quotes (either real people or movies) as written by Dr. Seuss.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos The next time you feel stupid, think of this guy.

Re: The cranky thread You're very welcome. I'm glad I could help, if just a little bit. Finding that bit of prose was one of the few things that kept me from trying to join Nefertiti the hard way when she left me.

Re: The cranky thread My condolences. I know you had to have loved your Chiral as much as I loved my Nefertiti. I don't know if it will help or hurt, or if you believe in any kind of afterlife, but even an atheist like me found a little comfort in this: Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... Author unknown...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Twilight. NT: Appropriate punishments for Stephanie Meyer were she to go to Hell for inflicting Twilight on the world.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here, velociraptor! Here boy!"

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares New comic book title: The Silver Smurfer Herald of Gala-la-la-la-la-lactus.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The United States is also banned from competitive soccer for two years. Nobody will notice.