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Re: Jokes I went through the same thing with my son, then my wife and my son's doctor did an end-run around my opposition by claiming "hypospadia". When they "corrected" the hypospadia, they completely removed my son's foreskin. I saw no evidence that anything had been done other than removing the foreskin.

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Oh, no! It's Bat-kachoo! Dr. Who hears a Horton? Now a few I came up with last night before bed: Fast-food mash-up: Chuck-E-Hooters With Se7en You Get Murdered The Greatest Neverending Story Ever Told Fade to Black Jesus The Adventures of Superman in a Gray Flannel Suit The Shaggy and Scooby D.A. Cinderella as Directed by Russ Meyer Napoleon Dynomutt Army of Dorkness (Revenge of the Nerds -- as directed by Sam Raimi)

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Keeping up appearances with the Steins Hyacinth "helps" her Jewish neighbors plan a bar-mitzvah. Hilarity ensues. Are You Being Served the Silence of the Lambs? Young Mister Grace hires a new assistant (Mr. Hannibal Lechter) and customers start disappearing. Hilarity ensues.

Re: Cool Guns for your Games I liked that one, too. Looks like the definition of "festooned", doesn't it?

Re: Enough to Destroy A Planet? 10-q!

Re: Justice League - Versus - Al Qaeda Godzilla vs Hannah Montana "It's Hannah Montana, and she's destroying the city!" The Triplets of Smallville The Amazing Colossal Man Who Came to Dinner Andy Hardy Meets Frankenstein The Wizards of Oz A Ralph Bakshi production Titanic Speed Rudolph: The Red-Nosed Reign of Fire

Re: Profressions and how they are influenced by Superpowers Lifeguard: Able to swim (fairly) fast and hold his breath like a dolphin. Works in San Diego when he isn't surfing.

Re: Cool Guns for your Games I liked running Western Hero campaigns at one time. I used to have two different replicas of Colt cap-and-ball revolvers and enjoyed shooting them both. Here's a few links to Civil War-era firearms: Online Catalogue of Civil War Revolver Replicas A Florida Civil War Reenactors' site Actually, if you Google "old west" OR cowboy firearms you'll find a lot of examples.

Re: Enough to Destroy A Planet? I can't remember the movie you're quoting from, but I remember the line. Rep to you, sir.

Re: Profressions and how they are influenced by Superpowers Bicycle Repairman can repair any bicycle in seconds with nothing more than a spanner. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Got 'im for ya.

Re: BOOM Table vs HERO You've never been to a Disaster Area concert, have you?

Re: A Thread for Random Videos I always wanted We Will All Go Together When We Go played at my funeral. Tom Lehrer: I got it from Agnes

Re: Enough to Destroy A Planet? Destroy the Earth?!? But... but... I live there!!!

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Carry On (anything) can be fun: Carry On Sergeant Preston Carry On Nurse Betty Carry On Regarding Henry There are many more possibilities but I'll spare you most of them.

Re: I Replace your Reality with My Own! (Power Ideas)

Re: CHAMPIONS 6E -- What Do *You* Want To See?

Re: Lame or awesome? Cosmic VPP doesn't allow you to do anything that hasn't been figured out in advance so you know what the effects are. You still have to do the math and make sure they come in under the power cap of the VPP in question. And meet with GM approval.

Re: What Have You Watched Recently? Watched Friday night's Smallville episode (I TIVO it). Wondertwins (they weren't called that, exactly) Zan and Jayna try to help the red/blue blur but screw things up. Last night I also watched "No Dog Left Behind". My eyes leaked several times during the show, but I'm kind of a softy when it comes to "saving a dog" stories.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Tauntaun Costume

Re: Lame or awesome? I had a friend whose dad was riding his Gold Wing along a 2-lane highway that went through a marsh. He was doing about 60 on cruise control when he suddenly experienced chest pains and, inexplicably, found himself on the back seat of his own bike, still cruising at 60, but unable to reach the controls. Carefully, he ass-walked forward until he could grab the controls and bring the bike to a stop at the side of the road. A truck pulled up behind him and the driver got out, asking "are you all right?" The motorcyclist said "I think i'm having a heart attack!" The truck driver had seen everything and was able to explain that a duck flew out of the reeds at the side of the road just in time to smack the motorcyclist in the chest (and immediately disintegrate). My friend's dad had a big bruise on his chest for a week or several after, and avoided riding through marshes from then on. Lame: I shoot ducks at my enemies. Awesome: (However many dice) EB, Indirect, any direction. SFX: High-speed duck collision.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Wonder-Twin powers, activate!

Re: "Neat" Pictures Less talk. More pictures.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Hyper-Man, if you don't want Red Tiger wearing fishnet stockings and spike heels, now's your chance to speak up!

Re: Lame or awesome? Quite repworthy, but I seem to be out. What Hero system powers would you suggest to do any of those?