Re: Natural Disasters: Giant Monsters Awaken!
My favorite MST3K comment came with this movie. As the giant scorpions wreck the train and start eating the fleeing passengers, Crow says: "Don't run! Just look unappetising!"
Re: Jokes
News Item:
The latest financial report from Tiffany's shows a 400% increase in revenues over last year. Tiffany spokesmen speculate that this means that either the economy is improving or more men are getting caught cheating.
Re: What Have You Watched Recently?
I watched The Body Disappears, a 1941 movie wherein Jane Wyman and Jeffrey Llynn get naked on camera, but it's okay 'cos they're both invisible.
Re: Genre-crossover nightmares -- now with RPGs!
Bunnies and Burros
Playmates compete to see who has a perfect ass.
The Moreau Project
Genetically-engineered human/animal hybrids rebuild society after the apocalypse (whatever it was).
Tunnels and Tollbooths
The infrastructure roleplaying game.
Champignons
The mushroom roleplaying game!
Dork Champions
The nerdy roleplaying game!
Sexual Fantasy Hero
Pulp Hero
The fresh-squeezed RPG!
Mary Poppin-Fresh
A nanny made from biscuit dough helps a victorian family reconnect over breakfast.
Don of the Dead
Mafia Zombies want a piece of the action!