Pariah

Big galaxies gotta eat.

An alethiometer.

A radiator cap for a '65 VW Beetle.

Q: It's supposed to be a bookshelf! It's supposed to look like the picture on the front of the box! The way you built it, it looks like something drawn by Salvador Dali on crack! Did you not even look at the directions? A: It's just not that simple.

A wormhole weapon.

"You're not a hemophiliac, are you?"

A bronze statue of a rat.

"So who are the Dutch?"

Fermat's proof that was too large to fit into the margin.

Recordings from the alternate universe where Jim Hendrex didn't die at 27, but lived to do a couple of albums with Emerson Lake & Palmer.

She's got implants...and they're not for improving her figure.

An aquamarine power ring.

Appointing cronies and loyalists to Cabinet positions? Way to bust the status quo, Mr. Trump. :|

Deliver a baby. Or conceive one.

Craniorectal impaction, you mean?

Clog up the largest saltwater lake in the western hemisphere.

Babel fish or Translator microbes

I'm moving through some changes I'll never be the same Something you did touched me There's no one else to blame The love we had has fallen The love we used to share We've given up pretending As if you didn't care Change changing places Root yourself to the ground Capitalize on this good fortune One word can bring you round Changes I look into the mirror I see no happiness All the warmth I gave you Has turned to emptiness The love we had has fallen The love we used to share You've left me here believing In love that wasn't there Change changing places Root yourself to the ground Word to the wise - Well you get what's coming One word can bring you round Changes When I look into your eyes and try to find out how There's no way to save it now And everything I feel Changes Keep looking for Changes Changes For some reason you're questioning why I always believe it gets better One difference between you and I Your heart is inside your head One word from you One word from me A clear design on your liberty Who could believe when love has gone How we move on like everyone Only such fools Only such jealous hearts Only through love changes come Change changing places Root yourself to the ground Capitalize on this good fortune One word can bring you round Changes One road to loneliness It's always the same One road to happiness It's calling your name Change changing places - Changes Root yourself to the ground Capitalize on this good fortune One word can bring you round Changes Change changing places Changes Root yourself to the ground Word to the wise - Well you get what's coming One word - One word can bring you round Changes

Bertrand Russell's old teapot.

25 or 6 to 4

Sometimes "natural selection" causes collateral damage.

(Stolen shamelessly from the Hero System Fan Group page on Facebook) So, what would you find in an alien black market?

It probably includes tofurkey.

"Natural selection", I think is what that's called.

"A Trick of the Tail" by Genesis