Pariah

What kind of pizza does Good King Wenceslas prefer? Deep pan, crisp and even.

He's a grown man who stays up all night chasing criminals whilst dressed as a bat. Too subtle?

I've had worse.

Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in Arkansas because the state's 2.9 million residents have a total of fifteen last names.

No, I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer space.

Let's do the time warp again!

Not at 5:30 in the morning, I can't.

Little Boy Pariah singing the alphabet song with assorted variations. It's 5:30 a.m., little man. Go back to sleep!

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried! Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know! Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door! I don't care What they're going to say Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway! It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me Can't get to me at all! It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free! Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go You'll never see me cry! Here I stand And here I'll stay Let the storm rage on! My power flurries through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back, The past is in the past! Let it go, let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone! Here I stand In the light of day Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway!

"He's making violent love to me, Mother."

I'm drunk as a skunk!

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

The other half.

Good idea. I'm sure some pi will make me feel better.

I bought a new thesaurus today, only to get home and discover that all the pages were blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am.

...except for Baz.

All right. You proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations. You're a dead man.

Solid gold hubcaps!

"Face to Face" from Yes' 1999 album The Ladder By the by, congratulations to Yes on FINALLY being elected to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

I don't think I've ever seen the sky that particular shade of orange before. It's amazing.

"Here you go, Hal. That suit looks sharp on you! I always thought you looked great in yellow!" New Topic: More of the world's worst Holiday gifts to give a superhero (Marvel this time)

When I said I would die a bachelor I didn't think I would live long enough till I were married.

Spin them right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round, round round.

Red Bull for everyone!

Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns!