Pariah

Batman: Less brooding, more quality time with Damien. New Topic: Most of central North America has been experiencing extreme cold for the past several days. What is the Justice League going to do about it?

Brock Osweiler of the Texans was, statistically speaking, the worst quarterback in the NFL this season. The Raiders' defense made him look like an All-Pro. That's a fail.

Now. Right now.

Macaroni and cheese doesn't taste right when made in large batches.

Here's to us one more toast and then we'll pay the bill Deep inside both of us can feel the autumn chill Birds of passage, you and me We fly instinctively When the summer's over and the dark clouds hide the sun Neither you nor I'm to blame when all is said and done In our lives we have walked some strange and lonely treks Slightly worn but dignified and not too old for sex We're still striving for the sky No taste for humble pie Thanks for all your generous love and thanks for all the fun Neither you nor I'm to blame when all is said and done It's so strange when you're down and lying on the floor How you rise, shake your head, get up and ask for more Clear-headed and open-eyed With nothing left untried Standing calmly at the crossroads, no desire to run There's no hurry any more when all is said and done Standing calmly at the crossroads, no desire to run There's no hurry any more when all is said and done

I have over 200 final exams to grade in the next five days. I got exactly zero of them graded today because the whole family is sick.

That's good intel.

The Emperor's New Groove. That movie never ceases to be funny. "Okay, why does she even HAVE that lever?"

Little Boy Pariah NOT going to sleep.

L. Marcus once ate a full liter of lutefisk and twenty-three chocolate truffles in one sitting.

It was so cold outside today, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why would you even say that out loud?

Um, not quite what I was going for.

"Love is all you need." John Lennon said that. Smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad.

You mean it may get worse?!

Those other birds just need to Take It Easy.

Wasn't the apocalypse in 2016?

I can't argue with that. Well played.

Q: What does this week's weather have in common with the University of Alabama football team? A: In both cases, the forecast is near zero degrees.

Wasn't 5150 a better album?

I want my father back, you son of a bitch.

What's your preferred medium?

I miss Rebecca.

Huh. That guy looks familiar. (I've been away from this thread for too long.)

She's blood, flesh and bone No tucks or silicone She's touch, smell, sight, taste, and sound But somehow I can't believe That anything should happen I know where I belong And nothing's going to happen, yeah 'Cause she's so high High above me She's so lovely She's so high Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite She's so high High above me First class and fancy free She's high society She's got the best of everything What could a guy like me Ever really offer? She's perfect as she can be Why should I even bother? 'Cause she's so high High above me She's so lovely She's so high Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite She's so high High above me She calls to speak to me I freeze immediately 'Cause what she says sounds so unreal 'Cause somehow I can't believe That anything should happen I know where I belong And nothing's going to happen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause she's so high High above me She's so lovely She's so high Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite, oh yeah She's so high High above me