Pariah

Bump. OW!! #&%Ω¥§!!!

I thought I'd come to you and say All the things I had on my mind I thought it might be really great To show you how I feel inside Then I think ... MAYBE NOT ... You wouldn't speak to me I would be left behind We'd be through if you knew All the things in my mind I'd probably feel worse You'd probably scream and shout Scratch and curse or even worse Quietly shut me out I thought I'd come to you and say Everything within my heart I just can't look the other way And wait for us to grow apart Then I think ... WHAT'S THE POINT? This might just go away I think I'll think some more Either way I will pay And suffer for evermore You wouldn't speak to me I would be left behind We'd be through if you knew All the things in my mind I thought I'd come to you and say All the things I had on my mind ...

Q: We're being invaded by France? ! A: It's not like they burned Tulsa to the ground or anything.

"I'm the greatest, I'm number one!" "To me, you look like number two, know what I mean?" "What DOES he mean, Miss Skeffington?" "I'll tell you later. It's disgusting."

They had to lose eventually, didn't they?

From Lord Mhoram on Facebook: "We now know who is playing in the Superbowl. So we can take a break of people ranting and hating about politics to hear them rant and hate over sports?"

Better that fried calamari, I suppose.

Q: So, you saw that I got early parole, right? A: There's no evidence that that's ever been true.

Fried calamari. Seriously, who eats squid while gaming?! New Topic: Unexpected line items in VIPER's budget for Fiscal Year 2017.

I can see that, as well.

This is my kids and me.

Napoleon was the comparison I saw. (No picture due to phone.)

Deep.

That's what he said.

98.6 (or 37)

Nothing to say? Anyone?

Four bonds in practically every case.

Complete worldwide nuclear disarmament. Now we're sitting ducks for the next alien invasion. New Topic: Superhero reactions to the recent Presidential inauguration.

Q: These inauguration protests have really gotten out of hand, haven't they? A: About seven hundred liters of liquid xenon.

Don't worry. Remaking/reimagining things from the 70s is all the rage now. There'll probably be a new version of it any day now.

Bless the Powers That Be for disposable diapers!

Kaeto is in the Guinness Book of World Records for making a blueberry scone weighing over 6.5 tonnes.

death tribble's condition has recently been upgraded to "only mostly death tribble".

Dude, spoilers?!

Who is that, again?