Pariah

"Parody" and "mockery" are not quite the same thing.

There are two more books I think must be addressed for the letter C: Champions, 4th Edition by George MacDonald, Steve Peterson, and Rob Bell Call me a relic, call me what you will, but this is still my favorite edition of Champions. To me, it was the perfect blend of utility and ease-of-use. Many of my most cherished and longest running characters were created with these rules. Of course, it's also good to keep current: Alas, I have neither the budget nor the gaming group to justify buying a lot of stuff from 6th Edition. But I made sure to pick up Champions Complete. It is exactly as advertised: everything necessary to play Champions under the newest edition of the rules. It's a great resource to have on hand.

TheDarkness aspires to be a world-class ballroom dancer, but can only waltz in 13/8.

Piece

Isn't is usually the neck?

If you are irreplaceable, you cannot be promoted.

Broke

Cancer secretly writes fanfic featuring Annie Jump Cannon. He's up to Volume LXVIII.

Okay, the Round of 16 for the Street Level Tournament has been posted. Take a look, and vote (and lobby) for your favorites! In other news, Photobucket can bite my @$$ every day from now until the end of the world. Seriously, getting the links for the images should NOT be the most time-consuming part of this process. Anyone care to suggest an alternative? I'd prefer not to pay for it if possible, but I've got to do something else. Photobucket is no longer worth the effort. Anyway, go vote for the Round of 16!

We have a new venue for the Street Level tournament: Nakashima Tower! You can click here to see descriptions of all tournament venues. New matches will be posted soon!

Pigs

Spare

Q - An entire world covered in ragweed? Really? A - You should have chosen the green one.

How many of George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television" do we regularly see on TV now?

Threesome

Q: Did you know that arsenic is quite soluble in a solution of hemlock? A: You had to have known that was a bad idea.

Son of a b*tch must pay!

Warthog

Q: This is Amber. How did you not know that Julian's Hell-horse would try to eat you alive? A: It's a coconut tree, obviously.

Electric

"He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants." "I'll bet I could."

"You are becoming clumsy, are you not, my friend?" "To be your friend, I would have to be more than clumsy, I would have to be stupid!"

What the gods get away with, the cows don't.

We are leaving, leaving Leaving on the tide Come and stand beside me, love The water is so wide You can hear the sailors calling At the dawning of the day Yesterday is falling, love And je suis désolé Je suis désolé Oh, je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça Je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça I am turning, turning From a land that I love well Look ahead, my darling one Across the rolling swell You can hear the seagulls crying As we're slipping out of the bay Yesterdy is dying, love And je suis désolé Je suis désolé Oh, je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça Je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça We are sailing, sailing For a land that's proud and free I have no more endurance for What has become of me But I will do which I must do, love Now we're underway All that I can say to you Is je suis désolé Je suis désolé Oh, je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça Je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça Oh, je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça Je suis désolé Mais je n'ai pas le choix Je suis désolé Mais la vie me demande ça

I wish we got QI over here.