Pariah

The NFL free agency period has started, marking the beginning of a new league year. And what a way to start things out: The Browns just traded for Brock Osweiler, freeing up the Texans to chase Tony Romo I did NOT see that one coming.

The fact that Jason Chaffetz is a rising star in today's GOP is the most damning indictment of the Republican Party that I can think of. The fact that he's from my state just makes me cringe. In other local news, it looks like former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman Jr. is going to be the next Ambassador to Russia. He was expected to challenge incumbent Republican Senator Orrin Hatch in the next election, but now that's out. Convenient for Senator Hatch.

Death Tribble was once mistaken for Lieutenant Commander Data.

Swamp

Trust, but verify.

Due to family stuff, finalization of the Round of 16 matches will be delayed until tomorrow morning. Sorry for any inconvenience.

North

Horse

Dancing bears, Painted wings, Things I almost remember, And a song someone sings Once upon a December. Someone holds me safe and warm. Horses prance through a silver storm. Figures dancing gracefully Across my memory... Someone holds me safe and warm. Horses prance through a silver storm. Figures dancing gracefully Across my memory... Far away, long ago, Glowing dim as an ember, Things my heart Used to know, Things it yearns to remember... And a song Someone sings Once upon a December

Dumpster fire

Nobody ever looks at the driver.

Look at the driver.

Shall we all Jump him, then?

Non-Newtonian fluid

'Demon horns on boobs' sounds like a bigger problem than a dress can fix.

Locks

Take half as much luggage and twice as much money.

The derivative, 'blighter', is a pretty good word, too.

Are we so bankrupt of ideas that we're doing finance puns now?

Cancer once went an entire week without making a snide remark.

Force

Don't undertake vast projects with half-vast ideas.

Rider

Hunter

I don't want to hear about it anymore, It's a shame I've got to live without you anymore. There's a fire in my heart, A pounding in my brain, it's driving me crazy. We don't need to talk about it anymore. Yesterday's just a memory; can we close the door? I just made one mistake, I didn't know what to say when you called me baby. Don't say goodnight, Say you're gonna stay forever, Oh, whoa, all the way. Can you take me high enough to fly me over yesterday? Can you take me high enough? It's never over and yesterday's just a memory, Yesterday's just a memory. And I don't want to live without you anymore. Can't you see I'm in misery? And you know for sure I would live and die for you And I'd know just what to do when you call me baby. Don't say goodbye Say you're gonna stay forever, Oh, whoa, all the way. Can you take me high enough Can you fly me over yesterday? Can you take me high enough? It's never over and yesterday's just a memory. I was running I was running for the door The next thing I remember I was running back for more Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't say goodbye Say you're gonna stay forever, Oh, whoa, all the way, all the way, Come all the way, yeah. Can you take me high enough Can you fly me over yesterday? Can you take me high enough? It's never over, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you take me high enough Won't you fly me over yesterday? Can you take me high enough? It's never over, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.