Pariah

Where is "double face palm" on that scale?

We come on the Sloop John B My grandfather and me Around Nassau town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I feel so broke up I want to go home So hoist up the John B's sail See how the main sail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I want to go home, yeah yeah Well I feel so broke up I want to go home The first mate he got drunk And broke in the Cap'n's trunk The constable had to come and take him away Sheriff John Stone Why don't you leave me alone, yeah yeah Well I feel so broke up, I want to go home So hoist up the John B's sail See how the main sail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, I want to go home I feel so broke up I want to go home The poor cook he caught the fits And threw away all my grits And then he took and he ate up all of my corn Let me go home Why don't they let me go home This is the worst trip I've ever been on So hoist up the John B's sail See how the main sail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I want to go home, let me go home Well I feel so broke up, I want to go home

Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down There's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell There's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze Goodness me, could this be Industrial Disease? The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post They're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most The watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas And everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease There's panic on the switchboard tongues are tied in knots Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots Some blame the management some the employees And everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks Innocence is injured experience just talks Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees That these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze' On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse Philosophy is useless theology is worse History boils over there's an economics freeze Sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease' Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease' He wrote me a prescription he said 'You are depressed But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest Come back and see me later - next patient please Send in another victim of Industrial Disease' Ha! Splendid! I go down to Speaker's Corner I'm thunderstruck They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong There's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says 'they want to have a war to keep us on our knees They want to have a war to keep their factories They want to have a war to stop us buying Japanese They want to have a war to stop Industrial Disease They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind They want to sap your energy incarcerate your mind They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three Two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease' Meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons' The other one's on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees How come Jesus gets Industrial Disease

Well, that goes without saying.

Can we use quantum mechanics?

I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.

Intolerance

Okay, the Semifinal matches are posted. Vote soon, because the polls close tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. EDT!

Everyone who wants to see this, raise your hand.

Trump's federal budget would eliminate dozens of agencies and programs I don't even know where to begin on this one.

Everyone who had Luke Cage as Marvel's last remaining hero, head to the cage to collect your winnings.

All right, we have our Semifinalists. Here are the matchups: Luke Cage vs. Green Arrow! Batman vs. Black Canary! I'll post the polls first thing in the morning.

Nightwing: 8 + 7 = 15 Luke Cage: 11 + 11 = 22 Luke Cage takes down the #1 Seed!

Hela

Insipid

Chocolate teapot

Q - What are the President's approval ratings looking like these days? A - That's all the reason I need to invade Greenland!

Solo

I can look through every lens Infinite pressure, when beginnings meet their ends If entropy rules the space between us We just might implode from the pull of the thrust I could be your love Or maybe just a friend Maybe I need to readjust my lens Two spheres of energy preparing to explode Or perhaps we will collapse beyond the point of clarity Into singularity I can look through telescopes Searching for someone or something to give us hope Maybe inside the event horizon We just might collide with the universe outside Singularity Beyond the point of clarity We could be in love Or maybe it's just the end Maybe I need to readjust my little lens

Armada

Laundry

A friend of mine who lives in Iowa says that the "Rep." in "Rep. Steve King" stands for "Reprehensible".

What is it with you and warthogs, anyway?

Q - Will you please STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT MALLET?! A - I prefer the nitroglycerin, if it's all the same to you.

aylwin13 has a shoe box full of incriminating photographs of Donald Trump and Harley Quinn on holiday in Sochi.