Pariah

How the [REDACTED] do you expect us to know that?!

Drum

Later today, I will be posting matchups in the White Regional. This Regional is on the same side of the bracket, so the winners of Red and White will face off in the Semifinals. Without further ado, here are our heroes! (Spoilered for lots of pics.) Just a personal note: This group of pictures was really challenging. It was really hard to find good pics for some of these characters. Every Power Girl picture was more ludicrous than the last. Colossus is too wide for the format in most of the pictures I found. There are almost no good pictures of Winged Victory that do not also include The Confessor and/or Samaritan. And I'm still not thrilled with the picture I have for Barda, but most of the good ones also have Scott. >le sigh< The Commissioner's life is fraught with trials, I suppose. Anyway, I'll post the matches this afternoon. See you all then!

Kaeto was the inspiration for The Frantics' famous "Boot to the Head" sketches.

Marimba

All right, as we prepare to begin the Open Class Tournament of Heroes, there is one small administrative change to announce: The heroes will be divided into four Regionals, with the winner of each Regional advancing to the Semifinals. I will announce and post the first of these four Regionals today, the second tomorrow, the third on Wednesday, and the fourth on Thursday. Voting for each regional will last ~48 hours (so voting on today's Regional will close on Wednesday, etc.). Next week, I'll run the next rounds concurrently in some fashion. Now, let me introduce today's heroes in the Red Regional, from #8 to #1 (spoilered for lots of pictures): Polls coming soon!

Okay, I'm almost ready to start posting matches for the First Round of the Tournament of Heroes Open Class. But first, we have some new venues to look at! El Monfuego Bluewater Oasis Temple of the Ancient Winds Moraine Valley Gator Bay Eden Island Click here to read about these new venues, as well as all of the old ones. Matches to be posted later today...with a twist. Won't that be fun?

Fishes

Fixed that for ya.

Multiply

Warning

Cancer owns an 8-track tape that features The Royal Guardsmen's "Snoopy vs. The Red Baron".

Once

We even have tangents from the tangents. Would that be tan^2?

Bazza dressed up as Crocodile Dundee for Earth Day.

Astronaut

My introduction to ice hockey was going to games at Denver University when I was growing up. DU won the NCAA men's hockey championship tonight, beating Minnesota-Duluth 3-2. Go Pioneers!

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Strut

L. Marcus once amassed 119 penalty minutes in a single hockey game. Most of it was due to a hockey stick with an épeé blade concealed inside.

Yep, that will do it. Psylocke is #31, and Hawkman will be our final contestant at #32. Stay tuned for seeding and first round matchups on Monday!

We could do an Anime tournament, although I personally feel I don't know enough about anime to run it.

Just over two hours left to vote. Make 'em count, people!

Hmm. I knew it was low, but I didn't know it was that low. You learn something new every day, I guess.

Finland