Pariah

Power Girl: 12 + 6 = 18 Firestorm: 4 + 8 = 12 Power Girl takes home the Bronze!

I'll take two!

The Colorado Avalanche had by far the worst record in the NHL last season, finishing 20 points behind the second worst team. Their reward for such failure? The #4 pick in the upcoming draft, behind New Jersey, Philadelphia, and Dallas, all big-market teams who finished with better records. Talk about failure.

That's an achievement of cosmological proportions. Well done.

Cancer is America's secret ambassador to the Ceti Alpha V. Or maybe it's Ceti Alpha VI. Oh well, how much difference could there be, really?

Despite all of the songs she's written about how her relationships have gone bad, a lot of Taylor Swift's fans still want to date her.

River

Frozen has been out of the video rotation for a couple of weeks, but we put it on and watched it this afternoon. I felt like we were seeing it for the first time in forever.

Ukraine

Bazza wants Pariah extradited to Australia to face charges of corporate espionage for sealing his concept (and blueprints) for a motorized unicycle.

What the actual...?

Don't bring any more money to Vegas than you can afford to lose.

Butterfly

Bombers

Oh yeah, Pacman Jones. The trifecta is now complete. Great work, Bungles.

Death Tribble rides a motorized unicycle.

Air Force

College

Life

I give this one to Zap Brannigan--the only guy in the universe annoying enough to make Anakin Skywalker want to commit seppuku. Astronomy Showdown: Carl Sagan vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson!

Social

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go beserk? Well, you left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa You thought it was a joke And so you laughed You laughed when I said That losing you would make me flip my lid Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh, you laughed You laughed and laughed and then you left But now you know I'm utterly mad And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa I cooked your food I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds Ha! Well you just wait They'll find you yet and when they do They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A. You mangy mutt And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa They're coming to take me away ha-haaa ho-ho hee-hee To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa!

Is Cincinnati trying to become Raiders East? They don't have enough drama with Burfict, so now they draft Mixon too?

Hyperextended

"Beethoven's 5 Secrets" by the Piano Guys