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Pariah

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  1. Am I the only person here who doesn't care at all about the NBA Finals©?
  2. Q: Where did all these {REDACTED} ants come from?! A: You can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod.
  3. I want to steal this picture for the Book of Face.
  4. "It is a truth universally acknowledged that HULK SMASH!"
  5. Unless it's a pie, grilled is better. Whole lotta shakin' goin' on! Earthquake or volcanic eruption?
  6. I hope it's better than most Disney sequels. Statistically speaking, it would almost have to be.
  7. Read up on Stanley Pons and Martin Fleischmann for an example. (We had this drilled into us at University, since it happened at my alma mater and in my department.)
  8. We were house sitting for my sister-in-law last weekend while they were on vacation. I got to see Moana for the first time (and the second, and the third). Good, good show. Of course the kids loved it. I expect it will probably displace Frozen as the animated movie of choice for both kids. Which is fine. Frozen has had a good long run, but I'm okay to Let It Go.
  9. Lady P has recently been watching a show called "Imaginary Mary". It's a fairly standard romantic comedy where a 30-something woman deals with her myriad anxieties in the form of a small furry invisible friend that (of course) only she can see. Makes for interesting interactions with her boyfriend and his three teenage children. It's okay.
  10. Right now, my favorite song relating to school would be "The Sounds of Silence".
  11. Right now the washing machine is full of water and clothes and will not drain, and you can send somebody out to look at it Tuesday? Bite me. We are never buying anything from GE ever ever again.
  12. Only the most enlightened will transcend the implied conflict in this question. Meditate upon this wisdom. BBQ Blockbuster: Memphis or Kansas City?
  13. I wonder who's checking his food the night before. Po-210 can be notoriously diffict to detect.
  14. Q: Have you been getting your recommended five daily servings of fruit? A: If you continue to behave in this fashion, I will have no choice but to smack you right in the feels.
  15. I think BB lives in south Texas, if I'm not mistaken.
  16. Q: I ordered ham and cheese on rye. Why did you bring me a three-decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich with arsenic sauce? A: You're welcome!
  17. I recommend the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
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