Pariah

How about, 'Son of a drooling whore and a monkey'?

That is really frustrating. I know I'm guilty of it sometimes.

Rice

Are you calling us all average?

Carol was nominated specifically as Binary, so that's what I used.

Watergate

Halogen, as it makes for a useful personal descriptor (i.e., one electron short of a full shell). Masters of Evil IV. That was one of the best Avengers storylines ever. JLE was largely forgettable. Iron vs. Gold

Q: So you were arrested for defacing pictures of < insert name of politician here > ? A: Of course that's what I got. I deserve nothing less.

Avenged

I don't recall whether anyone has posted this picture or not. Even if someone has, it's worth seeing again.

Depends on whether you're a star or not.

And why would it, really?

I wanna know what love is.

Q: So nobody accepts American dollars any more? A: You must be so proud.

You know we really only wanna hear The things we like to say But if I said to you, please don't do it You do it anyway Sometimes I know, we gotta be cruel Be cruel to be kind When I ask you, what you see in me You say our love is blind 'Cause only you know and I know The things we mean to say Only you know and I know The things we mean to say Whenever I think I know you better Better than I know myself I open up and give you everything Then you say, okay, what else? And when I run away, you always cry You always overreact But I don't know if you know how you really feel But you better know before I get back 'Cause only you know and I know The things we mean to say Only you know and I know The things we mean to say You told me, you told me Please try to remember before I walk away Remember It's not good enough telling me the way it was yesterday 'Cause only you know and I know Only you know and I know Only you know and I know The things we mean to say Only you know and I know The things we mean to say Sometimes I know, we gotta be cruel Be cruel to be kind When I ask you, what you see in me You say our love is blind Only you know and I know The things we mean to say Only you know and I know The things we mean to say Only you know and I know

Drunk

Nothing wrong with that.

It's one of those, I'm pretty sure.

A true hero wouldn't gloat in such a fashion. At least Sportacus wouldn't.

Hermanos

4.5, at best

Who? More of the Same: The Who vs. The Guess Who

Looks like another short nap before breakfast for me today.

10th pick -- Geography: The Foundations At long last, the new world took shape. Continents, chasms, mountains, and all manner of beautiful geography adorned its surface. Pr'Jah, the Master of Earth, was pleased. But he knew that in time, the world would grow stale. The plentiful forms of life that inhabited the world would eventually discover all there was to know of it, and would be damned to eternal complacency if there were no changes. So, as his final gift to the world, he created The Foundations, the mechanism by which the world itself would evolve and change. What do The Foundations involve, exactly? Plate tectonics? A giant world machine powered by tidal forces from the world's three suns? Turtles all the way down? The Foundations encompass all of these things and much more, in a great and complex system that will guarantee change and growth for all the world for millennia to come. Note: The Foundations includes a vast, worldwide network of caverns that reach to all places on the surface of the planet--even the 'Gluteal Cleft of the World'.

Our Championship match and Bronze Medal match are now up! Go vote--you've got until Tuesday at midnight EDT. Let's finish this thing strong!