Pariah

Okay, I'll throw out the really obvious one for the letter L: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis

Wait a minute Before you walk away Let me finish I've got a lot to say Baby, I'm not gonna tolerate This game that you play You'll regret it If you desert me this way When there's nobody to dry your eyes Suddenly you're gonna realize (Don't you know) You need me (Don't you see) Believe me Before you act so hastily Baby, remember you need me Honey, listen Don't make a big mistake I'm in your system You really can't escape When there's nobody to hold your hand Suddenly you're gonna understand (Don't you know) You need me (Don't you see) Believe me Before you act so hastily Baby, remember you need me No one understands you like I do After everything that we've been through Baby, you can turn around and leave But I know that you'll keep coming right back to me (Don't you know) You need me (Don't you see) Believe me Before you act so hastily Baby, remember you need me

Jimmy Buffett

With the current administration? Probably reveal to the world in a press conference that he is actually the Fabulous Foxbat! (And that has had no dealings whatsoever with the Russians.)

Sadly, you are correct.

Creepy

Ran into one of my old students today. She's working in a lab on campus and starting a MS program in the fall.

What would the country be like if teachers made NBA player salaries and vice versa? (Seriously, what would it be like? I'd love to know. "I'm ready for my $36M extension now.")

Con artist

Hobby

Part 6

Now we just need a different group of big-money donors to tell Republicans they won't get any donations until they chase out the Tea Party demagogues and put the grownups back in charge of the Party. Yeah, like that's going to happen.

Messiah

Indeed.

It appears that I'm in the bottom half of the voting. Given the large number of awesome themes and stories this draft brought us, I'm perfectly okay with this outcome. Great work, everyone!

That's a small glimmer of hope, anyway.

Wax

Foxbat took it. He's trying to get on Batman's good side.

He keeps saying things like, "I long for the destruction of all organic life. Except that Seven of Nine girl. She can assimilate me anytime!" NEW TOPIC: Someone has stolen Batman's utility belt! Who did it, and why?

Box

That implies that there is a proper way to see you, DT.

Unicorn

Boom.

Trap