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Pariah

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  1. He announces that Steve Rogers has been arrested for treason. The shield is now going to be wielded by Norman Osborne. New Topic: What The Incredibles did on their summer vacation.
  2. Q: Hello, is this the Customer Service department for the NSA? A: Skip a bit!
  3. Lonzo Ball had a decidedly unimpressive debut in the Lakers' summer league game.
  4. The Rocks are going to be out of town that week. Darn it.
  5. Why would I buy a cherry-red Cadillac convertible in the first place?
  6. Arial. I feel like I'm losing IQ points every time I see Spongebob. Dystopian Future Movie Showdown: Blade Runner vs. The Hunger Games
  7. And here I am, fresh out of Likes.
  8. People here in Utah are losing their minds over the fact that Gordon Hayward is going to the Celtics.
  9. The first one, cuz Lucy Lawless. Wow, the Guy Can Actually Act: Kevin Costner in "Draft Day" vs. Kevin Costner in "Hidden Figures"
  10. Q: What does Titanic have in common with The Sixth Sense?
  11. Easter Bunny. He's six-foot-one, has nerves of steel, and dual wields boomerangs. Cinematic Archers Showdown: Robin Hood (Kevin Costner) vs Katniss Everdeen
  12. Considering that I'm operating on two-point-something hours of sleep, I think the day has gone remarkably well.
  13. I never cease to be amazed at what some people name their children. I mean, have they never considered that the kid is going to have to carry they name with them for their entire life?!
  14. Orcas. They're predators for moose, for crying out loud. Joe Montana vs. Tom Brady
  15. Bear. Wolverines are SO overrated. Battle of the Dromedaries: Alpaca vs. Llama
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