Pariah

Yul Brynner. Telly Savalas isn't mentioned in the musical Chess. Madness in Oz! Bazza vs. Drop bears

The clown or the rock band?

Why in the world would you go to Jersey in the first place?

Q: What's the difference between philosophy and tautology? A: That's the last time I try to take a redheaded Russian assassin out for drinks.

Feathers

It's probably in their job description somewhere.

Q: Why are you trying to teach your cat to make stir-fry? A: There are two steaks and half a dozen mortar shells in the freezer.

You can get that in a hotel?

Bazza vs. Short-term memory loss

You, my good sir, are today's winner of the Internet. Well done.

Match

Delicatessen

Lunchroom

Toledo was just another good stop along the good king's highway My fortification took me by surprise and hit me sending me sideways Spellbound - Roundly - Good for sunshine Can't help thinking Singing the Rule Britannia And this is where it grabs you There's method in the key of C Toledo's got to be the silver city In this good country Our song It gives us a reason Our song That good remedy Music has magic That stuff of syncopation Ever tried driving it to golden heights just simply jiving it My mystification it got a jewel skies crazy spacing it Hot sun - Crowded - Screams high voices Singing speechless Touching of the healing heart So this is where we really start Music is a shout of foregone conclusions As long as music plays its part Good good part Our song It gives us a reason Our song That good remedy Music has magic It's good clear syncopation Treat it good Treat it rightly And if you get it flowing The harmony is glowing So get ready So get ready Don't go Toledo, Toledo don't go Music Good to you Music Good to you

Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio is like being nowhere at all. All through the day how the hours rush by, you sit in the park and you watch the grass die. Ah, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight, when shadows of night start to fall. They roll back the sidewalk precisely at ten and people who live there are not seen again. Just two lonely truckers from Great Falls, Montana and a salesman from places unknown All huddled together in downtown, Toledo to spend their big night all alone. You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio? Well, I spent a week there one day. They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes: go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise. Ah, but let's not forget that the folks of Toledo unselfishly gave us the scale. "No springs, honest weight," that's the promise they made, so smile and be thankful next time you get weighed. And "wive and wet wive", let this be our motto, let's let the sleeping dogs lie. And here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio . . . . . ladies, we bid you goodbye!

I go downtown, lay by the railroad tracks I'm gonna go downtown, lay down by the railroad tracks You see I don't want nothin' since my baby, she ain't comin' back My lady she's gone, took all my reason to live My baby sh'se gone, took all my reason to live Since she don't want me, I got nothin' left to give She won't see me Won't pick up the telephone I wonder if she knows She's the reason that I'll be gone Lay in my bed, stare at the ceiling for a while I'm gonna lay in my bed, stare at the ceiling for a while My baby gonna miss me, my lady gonna miss me when I die Got my pills, got my bottle of gin I'm gonna swallow my pills, swallow my bottle of gin When I close my eyes I won't see the sun again Get me a gun, go back into my room I'm gonna get me a gun, one with a barrel or two You know I'm better off dead than singing these suicide blues

Firefighters

Magazine

"Don't rub your hands on the garbage! That's where garbage goes!"

Sigourney. Arnold looks terrible in a push-up bra (or so I presume). Adam Baldwin vs. Himself! Jayne Cobb (Firefly) vs. John Casey (Chuck)

Q: What do you call a smug, self-important criminal walking down a flight of stairs?

Superior

Hipsters with identical energy levels...?

Yahoo! was my first non-school e-mail account. I still get spam there. Battle for Wensleydale! Wallace vs. Gromit

My answer would be: Because we don't know how to measure and/or quantify the other things. (Yet.)