Jump to content

Pariah

HERO Member
  • Posts

    46,089
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    224

Everything posted by Pariah

  1. I once saw a warning sign at a lab that read, "Don't look into laser with remaining eye".
  2. I had a weird dream last night. I was on my way home from work when I came across Dave Mattingly. Then I was riding my bike home and I found myself chatting with David K. Stevens, who was riding a unicycle and reviewing code. Pretty soon he stopped to banter with Steven S. Long about something. Darren Watts was in the conversation too, somewhere. I felt like I should genuflect or sacrifice a live chicken or something.
  3. Okay, I've gotta know the story behind this.
  4. Kinda like Arco, Idaho, or Winnamucca, Nevada. Or Alamosa, Colorado. It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.
  5. "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again! Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know?"
  6. Any improvement in the past couple of weeks?
  7. Um... San Diego State football, despite its success, might be homeless in two years Another unfortunate consequence of the Chargers leaving town.
  8. ...which is way the heck on the other side of the continent from where you are. Correct? (Okay, I had to Google it. I'm not up on my Aussie geography. But still.)
  9. Saw a 2017-18 power ranking of the ten D1 Conferences the other day...can't remember where. Yahoo Sports, maybe. Anyway, I liked it because of who they had at #3. Without further ado: 10: Sun Belt 9: Conference USA 8: Mid-American 7: Mountain West 6: American Athletic 5: Big XII 4: PAC-12 3: SEC 2: ACC 1: B1G Thoughts?
  10. Q: Why did Tonya Harding cross the road? A: Don't throw the shaky-ball!
  11. Intoxicated plants? How is that accomplished, exactly?
  12. "He's going to be really useful." "Boy, are you optimistic!"
  13. Marmite. Peanut butter is awesome. Just ask my kids. Gosh, This Looks Familiar: Which is the most foul? Marmite vs. Vegemite
  14. Robert Jordan? Wheel of Time? No thank you.
  15. Country music coming out of Nashville today sounds like Nickelback with steel guitars.
  16. V had Morena Baccarin. Clear winner. Dill pickles vs. Sweet pickles
  17. "You're a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!"
  18. Q: Why do fire stations always have Dalmatians?
×
×
  • Create New...