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Pariah

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  1. Robin Williams. He was occasionally funny. Bobcat, not so much. Comedians, Olde School: Carol Burnett vs. Bob Newhart
  2. Sounds like the Denver/Boulder vs. the rest of Colorado situation I grew up in.
  3. $100B vs. the potential cost of a war with North Korea/China/Russia? Sounds like a bargain.
  4. This was a triumph I'm making a note here: Huge success It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must, because we can For the good of all of us Except the one who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa That was a joke -- Ha ha, fat chance Anyway, this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me, still talking when there's science to do When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you I've experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are still alive Believe me, I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel fantastic and I'm still alive While you're dying, I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive Still alive Still alive
  5. Well I've been sitting here all night long And I've been singing to every song I ain't asked for nothing yet Now all I'm asking is one request Turn it up Turn it up Draw a crowd I could crawl into You don't know what I've been through Turn it up, I don't want to hear what I'm thinking tonight I let my woman move in last fall Now she don't ever let me touch her at all She's been picking at me all day I came here to get out of her way Turn it up Turn it up I think that woman might of lost her mind Someday I'm I'm afraid she's gonna cross the line Turn it up, I don't wanna hear what I'm thinking tonight Well I've been walking on eggshells baby I've been losing my mind She's been driving me to drinking lately I'm drinking all the time Well I've been fighting these angry mobs Holding down a couple dead-end jobs Well they can sure keep me down alright They can't keep me from rocking tonight Turn it up, boy Turn it up Draw a crowd I can crawl into I'm afraid of what I might do Turn it up, I don't wanna hear what I'm thinking tonight
  6. Observation: Internet trolls live for attention. Stop feeding them, and eventually they go away. Hypothesis: Even with all the exposure and power his current position provides, President Trump is essentially an Internet troll. Proposed experiment: Stop feeding him. For 15 days, or 30 days, or 60 days, let's get the news services and those with moderate and leftist political leanings to agree not to respond to anything the President tweets. No outrage, no name-calling, no overblown analysis. Simply no response at all. Possible outcome: Without all the attention, President Trump eventually becomes bored, resigns the Presidency, and goes back to being a reality show star. Likelihood of success: Highly unlikely. But at this point, why not give it a shot?
  7. Oh yeah, I forgot...Photobucket can bite me. Amy recommendations for new hosting options?
  8. "Pseudo Silk Kimono" from Marillion's excellent Misplaced Childhood album.
  9. I have seven classes in the coming year: two sections of Honors Chemistry, and five sections of Chemistry for Dummies ( I can't actually call it that, of course, but that's essentially what it is).
  10. Death Tribble was once a backup dancer for the Bee Gees.
  11. Aren't we all supposed to clean up after ourselves?
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