Pariah

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Sheep

And Texas is down 27-7 against Maryland? What is going on here? Seriously, Maryland?

Colorado State dropped half a hundred on Oregon State last weekend, but could only manage one field goal against Colorado?! Very disappointing.

Dirty old man

Holly's not openly homicidal, as best I can remember. Games of Strategy: Chess vs. Go

Shiny

Glimmer

"So, what do you want?" "I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy." "I mean, what do you want?" "Oh. A dog and a beer. "

Luther

Borg drone. All your priest are belong to us. Getting Older: Grey hair vs. Bifocals

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

"Last season, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!"

Confusion

Jarvis. The Enterprise computer can be defeated just by having it try to calculate pi. Robot Rambunctiousness: Machine Man (Aaron Stack, Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.) vs. Bender (Futurama)

Julius

"Your daughter is so cute! Where does she get her dark hair?" "My hair used to be that dark." "Before you got old?" "Yes."

Cat's foot, iron claw Neuro-surgeons scream for more At paranoia's poison door Twenty-first century schizoid man Blood rack, barbed wire Politician's funeral pyre Innocents raped with napalm fire Twenty-first century schizoid man Death seed, blind man's greed Poets starving, children bleed Nothing he's got he really needs Twenty-first century schizoid man

ER dropped a flaming helicopter on its most annoying character. How can you not love that? Battle of the Reds: Harvard Crimson vs. Stanford Cardinal

Chromatography

"Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

Half

Wizard's First Rule in action, I suppose.

One note timeless Came out of nowhere It wailed like the wind and night It sought no glory It added no meaning Not even a reason why No thought No need to say something No message to sell It played without a buzz or a showing Out of the great nothing It came without fail One man with his mind full Trying to get somewhere He thought, "Man this thing could fly!" He had good intentions, even some feeling He thought, "Lord, I've got to try ..." No thought He had to say something His message would sell He got a buzz without knowing Into the great nothing The boy slipped and fell Come up breathing Up from the water Man, he was so submerged Where's the feeling? It must be way under Far from the spoken word No, no - no corporate ladder No hometown parade The fat cats just keep getting fatter What does it matter The thing must be played... One note timeless... Don't let the buzz get you down Don't lose your memory or you'll sink fast and drown But you can't seem to sleep for the thoughts in your mind Since you can't stand to think you have one hell of a time Hanging with submergers you drink yourself blind You think it's fine You've got time... The boy has got potential But he's never had commercial success There's flies in his ointment There's Stuyvesants and liquor on his breath We'll have him charge the gate We'll have to set him straight We'll have him seal his future fate Before it's too late I worked with him closely It must have been ten years ago Of all the pains in the asses He's the worst I've had the bad taste to know He's undirectable Completely uncoachable But perhaps we can put him In an altered state Before it's too late See the writing on the wall Once the man who had it all You threw it all away, look around and nothing's left You've got nothing to forget No golden yesterday 'Cause you missed your calling You could have lived up in the sky You missed your calling every time Watch the lady throw the rune Have her come up to your room She comes from Montreal There's no limelight only lime And Tequila's made you blind It's time to lose it all 'Cause you missed your calling You could have lived up in the sky You missed your calling one more time The boy has got potential But he'll never have commercial success We gave him good direction But he always thought that he knew what's best We tried to set him straight His calls will have to wait We tried to change his future fate But now it's too late Something keeps telling quiet now, quiet now - quiet now Mother says quiet down, quiet down - quiet down... One note timeless Came out of nowhere Just when all hope was gone And nothing matters But that it's breathing It ends as it has begun No thought No need to say something No message to run From the ashes Out of the great nothing Without a buzz or a showing Out of the great nothing With nobody knowing It plays on and on ...

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