The latest news in Broncoland: Now that Cleveland is responsible for his $16M guaranteed salary for 2017, the Denver Broncos are apparently looking to bring Brock Osweiler back to the team.
Wait, what?!
"So, what do you want?"
"I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy."
"I mean, what do you want?"
"Oh. A dog and a beer. "
Jarvis. The Enterprise computer can be defeated just by having it try to calculate pi.
Robot Rambunctiousness:
Machine Man (Aaron Stack, Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.) vs. Bender (Futurama)
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire
Politician's funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty-first century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man