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Pariah

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  1. The latest news in Broncoland: Now that Cleveland is responsible for his $16M guaranteed salary for 2017, the Denver Broncos are apparently looking to bring Brock Osweiler back to the team. Wait, what?!
  2. Everything is simple, but few things are easy.
  3. And Texas is down 27-7 against Maryland? What is going on here? Seriously, Maryland?
  4. Colorado State dropped half a hundred on Oregon State last weekend, but could only manage one field goal against Colorado?! Very disappointing.
  5. Holly's not openly homicidal, as best I can remember. Games of Strategy: Chess vs. Go
  6. "So, what do you want?" "I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy." "I mean, what do you want?" "Oh. A dog and a beer. "
  7. Borg drone. All your priest are belong to us. Getting Older: Grey hair vs. Bifocals
  8. "Last season, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!"
  9. Jarvis. The Enterprise computer can be defeated just by having it try to calculate pi. Robot Rambunctiousness: Machine Man (Aaron Stack, Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.) vs. Bender (Futurama)
  10. "Your daughter is so cute! Where does she get her dark hair?" "My hair used to be that dark." "Before you got old?" "Yes."
  11. Cat's foot, iron claw Neuro-surgeons scream for more At paranoia's poison door Twenty-first century schizoid man Blood rack, barbed wire Politician's funeral pyre Innocents raped with napalm fire Twenty-first century schizoid man Death seed, blind man's greed Poets starving, children bleed Nothing he's got he really needs Twenty-first century schizoid man
  12. ER dropped a flaming helicopter on its most annoying character. How can you not love that? Battle of the Reds: Harvard Crimson vs. Stanford Cardinal
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