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Pariah

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  1. Q: Is it absolutely, positively necessary that I have a clean room for the Space-based Apocalypse? A: You can run, but you can't hide. Actually, you can't even run.
  2. The Seahawks have a new logo.... What the actual...?
  3. "Hit the Ground Runnin'" by Reckless Kelly
  4. Both, simultaneously (via Schrödinger) Disney Showdown: Maui, Shapeshifter, Demigod of the Wind and Sea vs. Elsa, Queen of Arindell
  5. "Okay, that was disgusting and inconvenient."
  6. With all the times I suffered at the hands of Hermit's [REDACTED] d12, I'm going to have to go with the icosahedron. Craps vs. Roulette
  7. Yes, Australia! And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, as everyone knows. And criminals are used to people not trusting them, as you are not trusted by me, so clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of you!
  8. "If we weren't meant to consume dairy, cheese wouldn't be so damn tasty."
  9. Yeah, failure to restrain Johnny Manziel does not make Kevin Sumlin in any way unique. Nobody in the NFL was ever able to do it either. And the problem is certainly not unique to Texas A&M. I remember several years ago it was discovered that the University of Colorado was using paid escorts to lure recruits. This revelation wasn't enough to get Coach Gary Barnett fired--but losing the Big XII championship game to Texas 70-3 was.
  10. Doctor Daniel Jackson. If I were still single, Major Samantha Carter. Who's Gonna Clean Up That Mess Down There? Constable Odo (DS9) vs. Security Chief Michael Garibaldi (B5)
  11. I love the theme to Battlestar Galactica, though every recording I've ever been able to find is 10 - 20 beats per minute too fast. More Science Fiction Music: Main titles to Babylon 5 vs. Main titles to Stargate SG-1
  12. Boy, are you optimistic.
  13. It was even worse than I predicted. Sure, BYU only lost 27-0 (not quite four touchdowns), but they had under 100 yards of total offense, including -5 yards rushing. Worse, they never crossed midfield. Not once. They ran exactly zero plays in LSU territory. Just awful.
  14. Same desert, different province.
  15. "Mother Knows Best (Reprise)" from Disney's Tangled. Man, Mother Gothel is a nasty villain.
  16. You never know what you've got until it's gone--like the swamp cooler. It went down on Thursday. But never fear: they're sending someone to replace it. On Wednesday. Forecast high temperatures between now and then: Sunday: 94°F Monday: 94°F Tuesday: 93°F Wednesday: 95°F (That's 34-35°C for you metric types.) Yes, I know I live in the barren desert, but it's September, for crying out loud. This shouldn't be happening. > cue gratuitous profanity <
  17. I don't think Siemian has anything to worry about. He's won the starting job two straight years now. As far as the team is concerned (or so I've read), he's The Guy. Paxton Lynch is the one who needs to worry. He's on the path to Bust status if he doesn't start showing significant improvement fast. He's making too much to stay on the bench much longer.
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