Pariah

Welcome back, my friends To the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend! Come inside! Come inside! There behind a glass Stands a real blade of grass Be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along! Come inside, the show's about to start Guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured you'll get your money's worth The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo. You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll Right before your eyes, We'll pull laughter from the skies And he laughs until he cries, Then he dies, then he dies Soon the Gypsy Queen In a glaze of Vaseline Will perform on guillotine What a scene! What a scene! Next upon the stand Will you please extend a hand To Alexander's Ragtime Band Dixieland, Dixieland Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! See the show! Performing on a stool We've a sight to make you drool Seven virgins and a mule Keep it cool. Keep it cool. We would like it to be known The exhibits that were shown Were exclusively our own, All our own. All our own. Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show! See the show!

Heard it from a friend who Heard it from a friend who Heard it from another, you've been messing around They say you've got a boyfriend You're out late every weekend They're talking about you, and it's bringing me down But I know the neighborhood And talk is cheap when the story is good And the tales grow taller on down the line But I'm telling you, babe That I don't think it's true, babe And even if it is, keep this in mind You take it on the run, baby If that's the way you want it, baby Then I don't want you around I don't believe it Not for a minute You're under the gun, so you take it on the run You're thinking up your white lies You're putting on your bedroom eyes You say you're coming home, but you won't say when But I can feel it coming If you need to make it running Then you need never look back again You take it on the run, baby If that's the way you want it, baby Then I don't want you around I don't believe it Not for a minute You're under the gun, so you take it on the run Heard it from a friend who Heard it from a friend who Heard it from another, you've been messing around

The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason But your love keeps on coming like a thunder bolt Come here a little closer Cause I wanna see you baby real close up You got me feelin' hella good So let's just keep on dancin' You hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancin' The performers deserving of standing ovations And who would have thought it'd be the two of us So don't wake me if I'm dreamin' Cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up. You got me feelin' hella good So let's just keep on dancin' You hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancin'

Tumor

Bazza can't keep a secret.

Hey, without icing the kicker, the Donkeys would be 0-2 against the Chargers this year! If it didn't work sometimes, teams would stop doing it.

There are times when one word really isn't sufficient. Sometimes it's impossible to convey context and nuance without five or six words. And their are times when five or six words as opposed to just one is simply more fun to say or more satisfying. There's nothing wrong with that, either. And what's wrong with a little sesquipedalian loquaciousness, anyway?

Maureen O'Sullivan. She's mentioned by name in Jon & Vangelis' ode to classic movies, "The Friends of Mr. Cairo". Hollywood Icons Continued: Bruce Willis vs. Harrison Ford

Q: Why don't vampires like Taylor Swift?

Q: Why do ghouls hang out with demons?

Cancer eats a little birthday cake every day. Except on his birthday.

2-7 was my favorite one on the page.

Modifier

Is it bad to use four commas in a single sentence?

Well, it's not quite prehistoric, but in terms of the Internet, yeah, that's pretty old.

"Despite the broken arm, I still intend to be playing for the Packers in 2020." New Topic: Professional athletes who would be better as politicians.

Toe

And the hits just keep on coming: BYU defensive back and redshirting linebacker face potential alcohol-related charges

Yellowjacket

That can't possibly be the name of a real NFL team.

These are brilliant. I'd like to post a link to the Book of Face, if that's not a problem.

Osweiler was 5-2 as a starter, as I recall...and then he legitimately played himself out of the starting job and relinquished the position to the mummified corpse of Peyton Manning. Still, they both got a ring out of it, so it's all good. This team isn't getting a ring.

It's the last week of the quarter, and the first class day after the final deadline for all 1st quarter assignments. Let the sluice of angry e-mails from students and parents begin!

"At the End of the Day" by Spock's Beard (all 16½ minutes of it)