Pariah

Q: What do you call a ghost that haunts a henhouse?

This cold is wiping me out. And I have to get up for work in a couple of hours.

Hannibal Lechter didn't have elephants. Speaking of Large Mammals: Hippopotamus vs. Rhinoceros

Boot

You can at least ride the broom. Just ask my ex....

Even so.

There are few things in this world as useless as a Chromebook with no Internet connectivity.

L. Marcus unsuccessfully petitioned to have Death Tribble cannonized. From an actual cannon.

That's fair. We're all used to Texans here. Growing up, we had this joke: "Why did California get earthquakes while Colorado got Texans? California won the coin toss."

We thought he would be left-handed for a while, so we were thinking baseball pitcher. Less head trauma that way. In any case, he's almost certainly going to be taller than me (1.90 m).

Lady P took Little Boy Pariah to the pediatrician for his annual checkup yesterday. He's in the 99th percentile in height and the 97th percentile in weight for a six-year-old boy. He just turned four.

Pariah → ← Death Tribble

I'll take "_____________", unless it refers to North Korea or the University of Alabama's football team. Hollywood Icons: Peter Falk vs. Peter Sellers

So a skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."

Texans are crazier to Norwegians than Finns are?

Do what is right; let the consequence follow.

Imagine our surprise.

Yep, that's Dan Rather with the Rush T-shirt.

We took Little Boy Pariah (and his sister, of course) to see Cars 3 for his birthday last night. I give the movie the highest praise I can think of: It was good enough to atone for Cars 2.

"Orchard of Mines" by Asia Man, it sucks that John Wetton is gone.

L. Marcus doesn't actually know what.

Frankenstein

Does Doc Savage know what evil lurks in the hearts of men? No. Only The Shadow knows! Golden Age Heroes: Captain America vs. Wonder Woman

Number five

From the plains of Lubbock way down to the coast The land is filled with people that rock the most Proud people from Laredo all the way to Corsicana And San Jacinto, where they defeated Santa Ana From 1836 to 1845 For about ten years, the Republic’s alive With a solitary star in a field of blue Everybody learned about it back when you was in school It’s the proud story of a land that’s great It’s the largest state in the Lower 48 Now Stephen F. Austin gets much respect ‘Cause he’s the father of the land the Spanish tried to get Proud men like Crockett and William B. Travis Others tried to get the land, but they would not let them have it The first elected President was named Sam Houston Come on, everybody, get loose in Texas, it’s a powerful thing Texas, let freedom ring Texas, like a yellowjacket sting The Lone Star State like Robert Earl Keen Texas, the flag’s standing tall Texas, you need help, just call Texas, from Montezuma’s halls You say “hello”, we say “Howdy, y’all” Now ZZ Top’s been kicking dust for years Pantera reinvented the steel in your ears The Ghetto Boys been playing tricks on your mind And MC Overlord’s been shaking your behind We’ve got Pat Green and Ed Burleson Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson Clint Black and Jerry Jeff Walker We all talk slow, not one fast talker You know I get down like big Dave King I love to listen to George Straight sing ‘Cause I’m just like Texas, don’t mess with me ‘Cause if you pop that noise, you’ll get dismissed directly If you want to battle me, you’d better be on your guard ‘Cause Cowboy Troy and the Hicks will always be hard We’ll be harder than physics on a calculus test And when the battle is done, Cowboy Troy is the best You’re gonna say I’m not the best, but you know that I’m good And that’s one fact quickly understood It’s a round one knock-down, making y’all feel this Last man like Bruce Willis Texas, it’s a powerful thing Texas, let freedom ring Texas, like a yellowjacket sting The Lone Star State like Robert Earl Keen Texas, the flag’s standing tall Texas, you need help, just call Texas, from Montezuma’s halls You say “hello”, we say “Howdy, y’all” Gotta say “Howdy” to my friends at UT ‘Cause a Texas Longhorn I will always be And to the good old boys in Houston, I’ve gotta say “Howdy” Even though every now and then they get a little rowdy Best wishes to the cowboys that live in San Antone The one in San Marcos, the ones in Waco I’ve gotta say “Hey” to the boys in El Paso The ones in Texarkana, the Golden Triangle To the boys in College Station, the ones in Amarillo The ones out in the valley, and Midland Odessa You can’t forget Fort Worth and Dallas as well The original address of the Heartbreak Hotel ‘Cause in the Lone Star State we’ve got a country style Even though every now and then we get a little wild I’m a right nice guy, don’t take no lip So the diarrhea of the mouth better quit ‘Cause I’ll be on your behind like a big old flop I’ll make you call me “Tex” just to make me stop If you keep talking noise, you’ll be getting demolished I’ll be kicking you behind ‘til you taste my shoe polish Texas, it’s a powerful thing Texas, let freedom ring Texas, like a yellowjacket sting The Lone Star State like Robert Earl Keen Texas