Pariah
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Jacker
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Death Tribble publicly claims to prefer fish & chips, but actually eats surströmming at any opportunity.
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Q: So, did you find the $250,000 in small bills in my ex-mother-in-law's basement like I told you? A: I'm a nightmare, dressed like a daydream.
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Possession with intent to distribute. Like we don't all know what 'Scooby snacks' are.
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Roy who? Battle of the Musical Roys: Roy Rogers vs. Roy Orbison
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Execution
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L. Marcus publicly claims to prefer surströmming, but actually eats lutefisk at any opportunity.
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Glaze
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Surgeons reportedly trying to save Zach Miller's leg after gruesome knee injury I wish I could unsee that clip. Nobody should ever have to deal with an injury like that.
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Q: Holy cow, she's cute! She's got to be 18, right? A: Fifteen may get you twenty.
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Vinegar
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Oops.
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Q: Who do you think you are, Zaphod Beeblebrox? A: You always say the answer is "More gasoline!"
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"Arrested Gomer Pyle for using the ladies' restroom. Have already received six phone calls from the North Carolina chapter of the ACLU."
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Q: What do you call a vampire who says, "Qvack, qvack, qvack?"
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Using a chainsaw to cut down trees at the side of the road, hoping to hit a passing car with one of them. (This is actually not an uncommon Halloween activity in West Virginia.)
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St. Louis
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Salutations
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Overplayed
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Q: I don't care if it's the End Times. I'm not eating a pizza that isn't round. A: Here's a prescription. Take it to an orthopedist and see if he can get you a spine.
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Art project
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Horses
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Charlton Heston portrayed both Moses and Brigham Young. That makes him a winner in my book. Ice Cream Craziness: Cookies and cream vs. Mint chocolate chip
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And BYU has its first win against a Division I opponent this season. I never would have guessed that I'd have to wait until October 28th to say that. On the other hand, there have been times this season when I wasn't sure I'd be able to say it at all.
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Flounder
