Pariah

"Ponies" by Jason Boland and the Stragglers "Beer for my Horses" by Toby Keith & Willie Nelson "Run for the Roses" by Dan Fogelberg

Death Tribble stole Chad's pants.

Meg Ryan, because != Barbara Streisand Tree Showdown: Oaks vs. Maples

Pariah → ← Starlord

That song should not be played at Christmastime. Or ever. It's hideous.

This is an acceptable answer. Say it loud, say it proud.

I taught Little Boy Pariah to wave like Vir Cotto tonight.

Sore loser

Yams, please. Obnoxious Thanksgiving Sides: Oyster dressing vs. Cranberry-horseradish relish

Beethoven

Nah, the Mets will never let him out of his contract.

For the love of all that is good and holy, no.

You're relying solely upon the assistance of a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof.

Taking a chance. ABBA didn't have a song about taking a risk. Choose your Neurosis! OCD vs. ADHD

Nothing to apologize for. I know how things are. Independence has not been the boon to BYU football that the administrators had hoped it would be. When BYU first left the Mountain West Conference, the thinking was that being an Independent would make it easier for the team to join a major conference (i.e., the Big XII) when that call came. But with the subsequent dilution of the Big 12 and their recent Lucy Van Pelt approach to expansion, the whole situation has pretty much killed any chance of BYU joining a major conference--or any conference--anytime in the near future. So for the nonce, BYU is stuck with several more seasons like this one: playing 4 or 5 Power 5 teams (and likely losing at least half of those games) in September and early October, then finishing the schedule against cupcakes and limping to a third-tier bowl game bid somewhere. (Or not, as is the case this season.) In all likelihood, it's going to get worse before it gets better for BYU. And I'm not sure I foresee it getting better.

I had a dream that Comcast and/or the Hallmark Channel installed an app on my phone that automatically keeps track of which Hallmark Channel Christmas movies I've watched. Based on our viewership over the weekend, I have advanced from Level I (Novice) to Level II (Initiate). Please help me, someone.

Suit

Valid points. But the last time he played, Colin Kaepernick played his way into being the backup to Blaine Gabbert.

Peyton Manning played in four Super Bowls and won two rings. Remind me again how many rings that other guy has.

OT: I sang that song in a summer camp talent show once.

I think we've seen this question before. Vegetable Showdown: Peas vs. Carrots

I hardly think bringing Peyton Manning out of retirement is the answer.

Posts on the President's Twitter account are actually being made by Ivanka's Pomeranian.

France has won the World Cup more recently, I believe. The Congo vs. The Conga

You're encouraging him.