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Pariah

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  1. Sticks and stones can break your bones, so buy Damage Reduction.
  2. He hires Oculon to catch the roadrunner for him. Oculon not only fails, but whines about it for three days afterward.
  3. Joan Jett. Same reason. Girls Just Want to Have Poker Faces: Cyndi Lauper vs. Lady Gaga
  4. It would make a heck of a weapon in Champions, though.
  5. That's quite enough of that. Go stand in the corner, young man.
  6. I foresee a whole flock of bird puns flying our way soon. Better duck.
  7. Mud wrasslin'. Somebody had to say it.
  8. King Louie. He's the king of the swingers, boy, jungle VIP! More Royal Hijinks: King Crimson vs. Queen Latifah vs. Prince
  9. Never would've imagined such a thing back in August.
  10. Say, that's not a bad idea. I wonder where I could find the molds....
  11. Q: What did the cannibal say when his parents brought him a jogger? A: Rainy days and pastel greys.
  12. "Jingle Bells" as performed by Mannheim Steamroller.
  13. Brockian Ultra-Cricket. I mean, who wouldn't love a chance to run up and smack some random person with a cricket bat for no reason? By the way, when did you say that the Senator was making his speech today? Just curious.
  14. Hey, I'll put up with a lot, but if you're going to start making jokes about graphs, that's where I have to draw the line.
  15. Lady Sif, if for no other reason than that Red Sonja is so dreadfully overexposed (in multiple senses). Battle Royal! King Arthur vs. King Kong
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