Pariah

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hyperactive! by Thomas Dolby New Topic: Most original excuses for being late to work.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, I hear your new roommate's the captain of the football team. How's that working out for you? A: I prefer olive oil, actually.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Money Money Money by ABBA or It's All About the Benjamins by Puff Daddy

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Styx cover of Locomotive Breath.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hi, we're Korn! You've heard of us, perhaps? A: Creamed corn and alfalfa sprouts.

Re: Jokes A guy called his computer company's tech support line to report a problem with his monitor. "The display's gone all wavy. It's impossible to read now." "And when did this start happening?" the techie asked. "Just yesterday." "And have you been doing anything different over the past couple of days?" "I got a new cell phone yesterday. Do you think that could be the problem?" "It might be. What kind of phone is it?" After hearing the brand and model of the customer's new phone, the techie replied, "Yep, that's the problem. Radio frequency interference from that particular phone is notorious for damaging a computer's video card. Yours is fried. You'll have to get it replaced." The customer hesitated for a minute before responding, "So you're saying that...." "That's right," the techie confirmed. "Radio killed your video card."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Go Go Gadget...chainsaw? What the &*%$ ?!"

Re: Answers & Questions

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Barium enemas. New Topic: Creative uses for a five-gallon plastic bucket.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excuse me, is this the "Rep the Person Above" thread? A: Well, THAT was certainly unexpected!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're going to release a raven and a dove? Why now? A: If I'd known that at the time, I would never have hired him.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Paris Hilton say to the guy with dial-up and an 800 x 600 monitor? A: We're gonna need a can of 10W40 motor oil, a copy of Quantum Mechanics for Dummies, a roll of duct tape, and an Antarean pickle.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One of the earliest sponsors for the new musical is the Betty Ford Clinic.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is Father Hannigan ever going to get back into the game? A: Nothing that couldn't be cured with a strong anti-psychotic and half a cup of lime juice.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me by Jimmy Buffett

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If only I'd known that running for Congress included such a massive INT Drain....

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Physics instructors. Physics demonstrations, maybe... New Topic: I find your lack of __________ disturbing.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings "The last time I gave an interview they told me to just relax and say what I really felt. Ten minutes after the broadcast I got transferred to an outpost so far off the starmaps you couldn't find it with a hunting dog and a ouiji board." -Commander Sinclair, Babylon 5

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grenade dodging, Sand surfing, and Walking around in public without a burqa.

Re: Jokes Wow, you just won't let this go. You must really have some axes to grind.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris, Lindsay, or any of the other 'pop tarts' receiving a nun's habit.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go on and on to them about how much you loved the Osmonds.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you forget to take you Tourette's medication again? A: I find your proposal highly original, vastly intriguing, and deeply disturbing.

Re: Trick Arrow Villain? * Heat Seeking Arrow: EB or RKA with No Range Modifier * Boomerang Arrow: EB or RKA with Indirect (The opponent thinks you missed...until the arrow slams into him from behind!) * 'Cropduster' Arrow: Darkness or NND (Gas/Smoke) Attack with Area Effect: Line * Magnesium Flare Arrow: Images (bright light), Area Effect: Radius (Great for lighting up dark alleys and such) * Stinkbomb Arrow: Entangle based on CON, not STR (Smells so bad, it makes everyone start to vomit), not vs. those with appropriate Life Support * Screeching Arrow: Drain/Dispel/Suppress vs. Mental Powers (The high-pitched squealing makes it really hard for mentalists to concentrate) Those were just a few things that came to mind. If any of them help, feel free to use them.