Everybody lies, Michael. The guilty lie because they don't have any choice, and the innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do.
Worse than that, without an appropriate logo or emblem, he'd just have to leave a hole in his costume that showed off his chest.
Hey, it's been done before....
Q - Look, just press this button, and my machine makes Doomsday action figures out of recycled KFC sporks! Isn't that so cool?!
A - This would be more entertaining if anthracite coal were involved.
Little Boy Pariah had a poopy diaper this morning. But when I tried to direct him to the changing area, he ran away from me instead.
He's a stinker.
(True story.)