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Pariah

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  1. That is the stated purpose of this thread, is it not?
  2. Q - Did they really just haul the Crazy Cat Lady away in handcuffs and leg irons? A - No, not that black cat.
  3. Allow them to rot, ferment, and develop a lush coating of mold, then sell them to the military as biological weapons. New Topic: Certain members of the Avengers, X-Men, and/or Justice League have joined together and formed a band! Who are they, and what is the band called?
  4. "Have You Ever Been in Love" by Peter Cetera As a side note, I find it amusing (and a little sad) that some people think this is a great choice for a wedding song.
  5. She hates the jewelry you bought for her. In fairness, green kryptonite doesn't look all that much like emerald.... New Topic: Why is the rum all gone?
  6. For one thing, there was a different actor playing the husband, and he and Nia Vardalos had no chemistry. More importantly, however, the producers (esp. Vardalos) never quite figured out that the 'fish out of water' jokes that worked so well in the movie were unsustainable over the course of a television series. My Big Fat Greek Wedding was funny partly because of the discomfort level. My Big Fat Greek Life was uncomfortable without being funny.
  7. Q - Okay, so what's the deal with that clock? A - Scott Summers liked it. How bad could it be?
  8. "If you were a store, you would be Home Depot."
  9. The follow-up TV series was a Greek tragedy. It was just terrible.
  10. Practically anything is effortless if you practice it enough.
  11. "I'm sorry, but that robe is really, really ugly. You should just take it off."
  12. This sounds like a great idea for an NGD Superdraft. Which month shall I put you down for....?
  13. Ah, that makes more sense. Thank you for the clarification.
  14. How am I even supposed to respond to that? Perhaps we should ask Cancer?
  15. Is a chemistry BS with a teaching certificate good enough?
  16. To borrow a phrase from the recently-completed Arena Games, "weapons with theological implications".
  17. Asteroid-bomb them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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