One fine fall day, two University of Nebraska football players, Bubba and Billy Bob, were taking their final exam in the University’s “Music Appreciation for Athletes” class. A few minutes into the exam, one of them whispers to the other:
“Psst! Hey, Bubba!”
“Shut up, Billy Bob, you’re going to get us in trouble!”
“Hey, I just need help with question #3.”
“No!”
“Come on, it’ll only take a minute!”
“Fine, what’s question #3?”
“It says, ‘Fill in the blank: Old MacDonald had a blank’.”
“It’s ‘farm’, you dope! Everyone knows that! Old MacDonald had a farm!”
“Oh, yeah. Thanks!”
A few minutes later, there was another whisper. “Psst! Hey, Bubba!”
“Knock it off! You’re gonna get us in trouble!”
“I just have to ask you one more question.
“All right, what is it now?”
“How do you spell farm?”
“You don’t know how to spell farm? You must be the most ignorant corn shucker of all time.”
“Come on, Billy Bob, don’t be like that. Just tell me how to spell farm.”
“All right, but this is the last time I’m helping you.”
“Thanks Bubba.”
“All right, this is how you spell farm: E-I-E-I-O.”