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Pariah

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  1. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
  2. Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
  3. The stories suggest that at least some of these people are trying to reproduce, and that scares me.
  4. I never drive faster than I can see, and besides, it's all in the reflexes.
  5. My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun.
  6. One to milk the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored bicycles.
  7. Glad it didn't happen in our neighborhood.
  8. For protection against kobolds, wouldn't a gladius work better?
  9. One thing I find interesting: Iron Man's (cinematic) origin is changed from the Cold War to The War on TerrorTM and nobody bats an eye. Wonder Woman's (cinematic) origin is changed from WWII to WWI and there's controversy. Just an observation.
  10. This may be cheating, but I'd include The Incredibles on that list. YMMV, of course.
  11. I don't know which is most impressive: the Sinatra shout-out in the last verse, the four-handed bass solo, or the fact that all three vocalists knocked it out of the park. All About That Bass - Postmodern Jukebox
  12. Are we really grading on a curve here?
  13. A glass of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets.
  14. “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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