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Q: Before you shoot me, I would like to take this opportunity to recite my epic poem, "Ode to a lump of green putty I found in my armpit one idsummer morning"...
A: How did that get there?
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Q: Hey jack, did you hear about the Penguin in the New Jersey sewers?
A: It's like having your privates dipped in liquid nitrogen.
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Q: So, you have this total Bad@$$ taking out the badguys and protecting the churchgoers with a lazer. What are you going to call it?
A: My sword shall not sleep in my hand.
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Q: Er, what are those you're covered in? And did you find out what was blocking the toilet?
A: Your shadow seems to be disagreeing with you.
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Q: I'm the Grand Dragon of the KKK. Is this the National Association Against Coloured People?
A: That note decalcified my spine.
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Q: You have 35 tablets of amphetamines, and 35 sleeping pills. What are you trying to do to yourself?
A: I was trying to drain the weasel.