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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wait - you're going to throw me in the Care Bear pit? You fiend! A: Care Bears are the ultimate evil.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Er, why are writng your ex girlfriend's name on your bullets when she just dumped you? A: It goes "Thwappaty thwappaty bzzz gdonk".

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Don't Speak - No Doubt

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is she desperately searching all around her computer? A: Drip. Drip. Drip. BOOM!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what's next in your quest to introduce the world to esoteric measurements, professor? A: Toxic dog slobber.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would a Randian describe the 1930s? A: Parabolic tasting.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Eye of the Storm - Cruxshadows

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you injecting slugs with amphetamines? A: Take a look around you.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why'd you bury him under ten thousand keys? A: It's a bean-filled whack-bonk.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Courage - Manowar

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow! I was sure Food Auteur's Projection attack would go straight through your wall! A: All chained up an rarin' to go!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now, who was the first major villain killed in the 1980's Flash Gordon movie again..? A: The power of human liquification.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Straight Lines - Silverchair

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Tarkus: The Battlefield - Emerson Lake and Palmer

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yes? A: It's from the FW Murnau School of Copyright Enforcement.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you describe your attacker, using only bad science and cliches? A: That did not go as planned.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you just solve the Shroedinger's Cat problem? A: Yes, no and New Jersey.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Better Days - Emerson Lake and Palmer

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Hyper-Gamma-Spaces - Alan Parsons Project.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear about the study in 1979 that found that 90% of nerds are virgins? A: Keep it cool, keep it cool.

Re: What Fantasy/Sci-Fi book have you just finished? Please rate it... Small Favor, by Jim Butcher, the latest book in the Dresden Files. An excellent continuation of the story, with a number of plot twists, some of which I didn't see coming and some of which I saw coming two books back. I think part of the charm of this series is the fact that Harry can't just power his way out of trouble. In most cases he has to think rather than react - and I like thoughtful and intelligent heroes.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Can't Take it With You - Alan Parsons Project.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHAT did you adulterate my lip balm with?!!? A: Pain is sometimes a good thing.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You mean milk doesn't come from milkweed? A: They're your favourite stinging group.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What dish won the award for Messiest Breakfast of the Year? A: You will die. Then I will raise you from the dead JUST SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!