Sundog
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where are the straight lines? Why do the traffic directions change vertically? And why do we have trollbridges? A: Because it will make you feel worse.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you buy if you absolutely, positively want someone dead? A: A message to all, who go over the wall - Death is the only escape!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does the ecumenical conference only have bread, meal and wine for refreshments? A: You can have the throwing stars. I'll take the laser cannon.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the real reason many superheroes have secret identities? A: We just call it that to distract the tourists before the sacrifices begin.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of heading out at 1am? A: I call it "Long term failure of the artistic establishment."
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Pretty Fly for a Rabbi - Weird Al Yankovic
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you riffing on Billy Joel again? A: It's Weird Al, what do you think?
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Re: Paper on the ethical implications of Uplift
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Tree of Woe - Conan the Barbarian Soundtrack, Basil Poledouris.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are they only passing around toads at this dance party? A: The failure of the experiment was due to incontinence.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you not likely to hear at a Metal Band Festtival? A: Mjolnir Crossing.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, you're telling me that the bullet left your gun, turned 90 degrees right, flew up the stairs, opened the door, and hit your wife in the kitchen? A: Ve haff vays of making you talk, but not to make you shutup?
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: The good news is I'm a quadruple amputee? What's the BAD news? A: Far beyond merely too much sugar.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Life in a Northern Town - Dream Academy.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What problem was common before gender reassignment surgery? A: Laser-guided homing Piranha!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the real reason the Soviets collapsed? A: Making the one into the other is easy. Reversing the process is not.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Underground - Men at Work.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did he get your gun? How did he KNOW how to get your gun!? A: They're the the United Flakes of Unmekistan.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the most important thing to know as a vet? A: It's small, furry, cute and genocidal.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Make sure you put your underpants on before your pants! A: He didn't get better.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Shintaro - Men at Work
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Having a problem with chemistry, Dr Mad? A: LEGO instant genetics kit.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst thing about a COM 60 character? A: You don't want to know about the horse.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Quote the oldest joke in this thread. A: A leather kid, a switchblade knife.