Old Man

Re: A Game Of Questions Stubble is a pain huh?

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing But does the thing deserve to be taken? What if it likes the dude? Does the dude have a choice? We should get together and discuss this first. We should make the world a place where Dudes and Things can live together and not worry about other people breaking them up.

Re: The cranky thread You and I have similar likes. As for the thing with the women, I'm guessing that your sociopathy registers as confidence or even arrogance. For reasons which still elude me, these qualities attract women in swarms. That's why scumbags seem to get all the girls and nice guys wind up stuck alone at home. I personally have had most success with the opposite sex during those times when I had decided that I didn't need, or want, a girl for any reason. The only thing that got me more attention than that was my boy, when he was a baby. Girls like babies even more than they like scumbags.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread What? I'm lucky my thing is so huge, otherwise I'd lose it in there. Trimming is mandatory!

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread Freshly trimmed pubes.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing If you don't check for Thing first, how do you know it's him? Maybe it's a her.

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Re: The cranky thread Did you have any cyberware installed?

Re: A Game Of Questions Isn't it rude to discuss his illiteracy in public? Shouldn't you be ashamed of yourself?

Re: The cranky thread I understand completely. I developed a truly passionate hatred for loud motorcycles when I became a parent. When you're already sleep deprived, and you finally get the kid to sleep, and then some f--khead with straight pipes goes roaring by at 2 A.M.--let's just say it's a good thing I didn't have a shotgun handy.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing Pft, no worries you can suck up bunny poo with a straw easy. We only have to worry if The Bunny gets the thing.

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Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread A kind of refined berserker? A drunken brawler who's into calligraphy and ikebana?

Re: Shay, Wood Elf Beastmaster Can't really comment on something that looks good already.

Re: What is Your Favorite Item? The Mallet of Blessing. When swung at full force it bestows a blessing upon the target. I forget what it was called but it wasn't an item so much as a creature that took on the appearance of an enchanted leather item (hat or glove). The creature was a parasite but in exchange for eating 1 hp per day (or whatever the character would naturally regen) it would help to keep the character alive.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing Yeah no kidding. I totally agree with uh...whatever his name is up there, the dude.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing No, violence is the solution!

Re: The cranky thread I used to wonder what the big deal was with back pain. Then I had a kid who for the first six months of his life would not go to sleep unless he was being held and bounced. It's not like he weighed a lot, but I've already decided that he's going to grow up to be a chiropractor.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing It was Dude, in the Study, with the Thing.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing Nooooo you don't kill the thing. You want to take the thing and love the thing....

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing No, no, no. We're supposed to kill the Thing and the Dude at the same time.

Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing Yes. The Thing. With the Dude. Kill the Thing with the Dude.

Re: Cost of Elven Silver Well just because a weapon is great doesn't mean everybody will want one. AK-47 is good but not great, but it is dirt cheap and ammo is everywhere so everybody wants one.

Re: Non-humanoid races? http://www.starfrontiers.com/rules/ Somewhere in there are non-humanoid races.

Re: Centaur Martial Arts Did you guys NOT play Golden Axe, The Revenge of Death Adder?