Re: The cranky thread
...the demanding, the tantrums, the vomit, the pee, the mess, the expense, the paperwork, the germs, the total elimination of free time...
...so, yeah, I'm Stark Raving Mad.™
Re: The cranky thread
When is "since I was a kid", 2006? Seriously, I haven't seen them. But people here usually buy their rice in multiple 25-pound sacks, so they wouldn't be doing their rice that way. Not sure why I haven't seen pasta-in-a-bag, though.
Re: The cranky thread
Aha! Never heard of that newfangled bag food before, I still do it the old fashioned way.* Sympathies to the Tribble, though I confess I didn't know tribbles had feet in the first place.
*In a $90 rice cooker with more buttons, lights, and processing power than the Space Shuttle. Every time I think my wife's run out of ways to spend my money...
Re: The cranky thread
My car needs a new clutch. It also needs new shaft seals, a new head gasket, new brake rotors, tighter exhaust headers, new speaker wiring (and new speakers), new springs and coilovers, and a good detailing.
Re: The cranky thread
I wouldn't be surprised if your IT staff misinstalled the printer driver, such that the machine is unaware that the printer can print duplex. There's always the manual duplex option...
Re: The cranky thread
I had two bouts of food poisoning last year. It's one of the few times I really appreciated having a TV around, because I was too ill to move, but I needed something to distract me from the pain.
Re: Musings on Random Musings
There are nonlethal traps put out by Victor and (I think) Havahart that work well. The little gray box ones that tip over and allow the door to shut. Peanut butter is the ultimate mouse bait.
Re: fantasy hero archtypes
For Fantasy Hero I'd be inclined to skew the archetypes in favor of ones that can't be done well in other systems. Light fighter/martial artist, warrior mage, archer, assassin, various types of wizard. And then the brick tank fighter, which dominates all the rest.
Re: The cranky thread
MrWolf has the ick! We need to isolate him in his own tank!
I wasted half an hour this morning dealing with... parking. Because we all know the world will end if someone parks in someone else's parking space.