Last night:
Me: "Okay, the kids are finally sleeping."
Her: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, they still need to finish their homework."
Me: "What the hell?! You were home with them all day long. You didn't bathe them, or feed them, or do their homework, or get rid of all this crap that's been on the dining table for three months. I put in nine hours on a doomed project, then raced home to feed and bathe the kids for you, and now I have to do a sink full of dishes and take out all the trash, and now I have to wake the kids up early tomorrow morning and force them to do their homework when it's already a struggle to get them to school on time every morning?! F___ ___." "Fantastic."