Old Man
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Roads here are bare and dry too.
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Isn't it more like Respect Your Elders, Whippersnapper?
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Can a lightsaber cut through Captain America's shield?
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Speak for yourself--I throw four dice to hit!
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Can you hand me some please?
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I checked a few options here but one I didn't see listed was "play your other character". We used to run two characters apiece in our campaigns to cut down on the phase-waiting problem as well as the unconsciousness problem. -
So? Were you planning on missing?
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What? Why would you want to feel like your teeth were small?
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I'm not familiar with that particular type of porn.
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Well, duh, why would you eat them with day-old killed monkeys?
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I really have to assume this is porn, you know.
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Yes, being married has some serious downsides. My favorite is when it's obviously the blaming party's fault and they still blame me.
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What show are you watching?
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Supposedly?
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Supposedly?
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Is Geritol a medicine? I thought it was more of a supplement?
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I used to hate the holidays. Now I work for a retail company and am effectively on call for the next month and a half. So I detest the holidays.
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Do you know how that makes me feel?
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I know, chess clubs can get so violent.
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Was that before the training montage?
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With the candlestick?
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What you meant to say was, "My friend at the library is being transferred so now I will have to run the chess club in his stead".
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That image search also turned up this work of art:
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Not sure if I've ever posted Reggie's double double barreled sawed-off here before, but if so... here it is again. (From the Phantasm movies)
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Would it help if I told you that I have yet to be actually struck by a hurricane? I guess my DCV is too high?
