Old Man

Is there anything worth pillaging in Canada? I understand they are short of butter.

I wonder about the Internet sometimes.

Yeah, I'm trying not to panic the more panicky people in my household, but local health officials are really not taking that situation seriously enough. It has the potential to get out of hand.

Autism.

Is there pillaging? I'll apply if we get to pillage.

This is similar to what happened in the late Middle Ages, where plate armor was good enough and widespread enough that the fighting manuals of the day codified the mordstreich, half-swording, and basically judo. With magical protection approximating the same effect, mass combat could devolve into a field of sweaty, mostly naked men grappling with each other, rolling about on the ground. Perhaps as a defense, they would oil up their tanned, muscular bodies prior to the battle.

Geminids this weekend. Wear a helmet!

Blanchett could pull off Thor.

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate!"

Regarding that, I'm seeing speculation that it's a MCU version of

I'd applaud you guys, but what is the sound of one hand clapping?

Only fired? If that was my kid the bus driver would have to beg to go to prison where I couldn't get to him.

No, that particular Ma Deuce is being taken off the line after 94 years. Efforts to develop a replacement design for the M2 have so far failed. There have been incremental improvements over the years but that's it.

Origin story!

They do, but this seems like more of a software issue.

FWIW the... punishment has yet to be meted out; the girls have appealed to the SCOI. India does seem to get way more medieval the further out into the boonies you are.

Multipower ultras are super cheap to add. You should see some of the ones she hasn't used yet.

If you peer into the abyss...

I guess this means I will hate this version of Lex.

I don't have a wand, I have a staff. *zzzzzzip*

Kidding. Sort of. I suspect I'd have had an easier time with Bessel functions had the class been taught in English. Then again, maybe not.

You bastard. I know you spoilered it, but still, trigger warning, please. And could someone please fetch me the defibrillator?

I think it is customary for them to laugh after the monologue and before the execution.

94-year-old M2 machinegun removed from active service