Old Man

What if he really is Captain America?

Because we all know the age listed in my profile is 100% accurate? It's impossible to lie on the Internet?

Were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition?

I thought that was a prerequisite for being here?

Pizza again.

Jail?

Master! Master! Where's the dreams that I've been after? Master! Master! Promised only lies Laughter! Laughter! All I hear or see is laughter Laughter! Laughter! Laughing at my cries

I completely agree, my drunken friend.

He was born in the summer of his twenty-seventh year Coming home to a place he'd never been before

I shouldn't have read that; I'm really angry now.

Non-Windows 10 VMs cannot be joined to the default domain.

Aren't they one and the same?

Miracle Whip is really not a good alternative to mayonnaise. I prefer the real thing.

Who, Snyder? I put mustard on most sandwiches, but a pure bologna sandwich calls for mayonnaise.

Don't call it a comeback I've been here for years I'm rocking my peers Puttin' suckers in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the bass go boom Explosions, overpowerin' Over the competition I'm towerin' Wrecking shop when I write these lyrics That'll make you call the cops Don't you dare stare, you better move Don't ever compare Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced Competition's payin' the price

They sold my mortgage.

Why not Batman?

The numeric transmission five triple-zero was received repeatedly Without interruption for eight full days It stopped suddenly on the ninth And that's when the destruction began

Who puts mustard on a bologna sandwich? Freak.

I used to love her But I had to kill her

How badly do you want to find out?

Snyder didn't write this one, so we'll see.

An owl and a Tootsie Pop®?

Take a look to the sky Just before you die It's the last time you will