Ten, twenty, thirty, forty,
Fifty or more,
The bloody Red Baron
Was running up the score
Many men died trying to end that spree
Of the bloody Red Baron
Of Germany
I always just put the really hot girls' papers on the bottom of the stack, so that by the time I got to them, there was already someone else who'd made that particular mistake, and I was forced to grade it the same way rather than giving them a pass.
I'd also grade papers at two in the morning. There is no mercy at two in the morning.