Old Man

We're going too fast, we're going too fast Ain't no way that this is ever gonna last Going too fast, we're gonna Crash I'm just a wreck so what the hell did you expect

Write me up for one twenty five Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive fifty five

My Maserati does one eighty five I lost my license, now I don't drive

Rodan has exceptional power and g-tolerance if he's able to pull supersonic loops. But he has the radar signature of a large building, and unless his avionics are better than I think they are, he's not going to notice the incoming K-100s that were launched from BVR.

Astigmatism? Priapism?

Isn't this all your fault to begin with?

When does this movie come out? I feel like we've been talking about it for days.

Organism?

Wikipedia, of all places, has a great primer on air-to-air combat maneuvers. More detail than is probably needed for any game, but it includes a great list of maneuvers that could be adapted for use here, including the high yo-yo that I used to win so many simulation dogfights back in the day. I am sorely tempted to build this out into some sort of Top Gun HERO minigame but I'm way behind on my Azure implementation here at the office, so it'll have to wait a while.

Just how badly do you want to find out?

You've never had a linguine taco before?

If a stalactite comes down from the ceiling, where does a transvestite come from?

It's toying with us. The way a cat toys with its food.

Until it melts and washes them away.

Is Transylvania all transvestites?

Doesn't that start up again on Tuesday? Should someone change the thread title?

And you, you hypoglycemic landmass, do you want me to send you back to where you were?! Unemployed?! In Greenland?!

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out when I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it First I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find it So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time So I told them if it pops up to let me know I called a few people who were at the party But they were no help either I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate to having to sit down Every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching the house And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 I took it home, washed it off And put it back on I was happy again, complete People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached but I don't know Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis Detachable penis Detachable penis Detachable penis

Even though the whole point of syncing the domain is single sign on, do not check the box labeled "This domain will be used for single sign on". If you do, the required information to verify domain ownership will not be provided, and you will spend hours going around in circles trying to sync to an unverified domain.

Or maybe on a mouse?

Or across from a cliff?

Are you off your meds again?

What's the difference between a riddle and a rhetorical question?

He went.