Old Man

Where is the nearest fire alarm?

Why, is there going to be a test?

I want to change the channel on reality. How can I do that? This remote has so many buttons, it has to be possible.

Good for her.

Or you could buy the bookworm dude as a massive DNPC for the dreamself.

Too bad, I was looking forward to a Trump/Palin word salad extravaganza. Of course, Pence's own presidential campaign ended pretty much before it began, over a year ago.

Scoutmaster cut short last night's scout meeting so the boys could all play Pokemon Go on the school grounds. Every single scout was playing. For an hour.

I'm not sure how well it pays. But you know what they say, follow your passion and the money will follow. Right?

Or more metal?!

You mean mental illness isn't a prerequisite for living in Newark in the first place?

I thought it was more of a complication that's worth oodles of points?

So you want me to put them out of their misery? Is that what you're saying?

If it were, wouldn't I have launched it by now?

What is the significance of 43252003274489856000?

I wish?

Meh. I'm okay with Hillary.

I see what you're saying, but the fact is that the Supreme Court sees it differently, and has for decades. That's why virtually no one actually goes to jail under the Espionage Act. Seriously, I don't think there is enough prison space to hold all the nitwits who left a classified laptop in the back seat of their car, or accidentally posted a classified fact on NIPR, or mixed up a sensitive folder with some other trash. In order to commit treason, you pretty much have to hand information that you know is classified to a person that you know is working for the enemy when you know that that enemy is going to use the information to hurt the United States. Petraeus flat out handed TS/SCI info to a biographer for sex, no jail. Scooter Libby flat out outed an active CIA agent in the field for political gain, no jail.

I thought that went without saying for anyone posting here?

Or non-Euclidean?

Dallas shooter used a Saiga AK-74. I'm not sure if I mentioned this earlier but while the situation was unfolding I saw some of the footage of the gunfight, including the part where the shooter killed one of the officers at point blank from behind. All I could think about was how the poor cop never saw it coming.

In my imagination? Or in your imagination?

Did somebody say something?

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

That's only if you sign in with your google info. There is no evidence that Pokemon Go starts rooting around in your information if you do, but once signed in, users will want to go into their google accounts and deny Pokemon Go read access to everything.