Old Man

That's not how programmers write programs.

The remote desktop server refers to a WMI setting to determine the fingerprint of the SSL certificate it presents to connecting clients. In order to make the damn thing present the correct bloody certificate, you have to jump into Powershell and issue some arcane commands to determine the certificate fingerprint and then manually load that fingerprint into the remote desktop server settings. This is because the remote desktop server configuration tool that was in Windows Server 2008 was deleted in Server 2012.

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Isn't that uncalled for?

So basically you had a mother-daughter opportunity walk up to you at the theater and you didn't follow up?

And now look at you.

Non millionaires? No, everyone is rich now. Can't you tell?

Won't someone think of the loathsome scumbags?

Less than 1 in a trillion chance that Melania speech similarity to Michelle Obama's is accidental RNC communications director claims Melania speech is similar to My Little Pony Twilight Sparkle disapproves of RNC communications director claim Some GOP conventiongoers sickened with highly contagious norovirus What. the. actual. f---.

No, I actually think you're spot on. This is the Tea Party "Blow It All Up" movement writ large.

Let me know if you need help with that.

I thought it sounded like skin cancer.

Does anyone else get the sense that Trump's campaign is really an enormous and terrifying practical joke?

Doubts? The delegates from Colorado and Iowa literally walked out after the initial voice vote. Donald then proceeded to castigate Kasich in his opening speech. I'm honestly surprised no one's thrown a chair yet.

I'd be more inclined to criticize Pence for extreme bigotry, a total disregard for science, and a tendency to use campaign funds for personal use (like his mortgage). I don't mind Chili's, but you have to watch out because a lot of their food is really unhealthy.

You went to Riverside on purpose?!

SpaceX launch tonight (tomorrow morning) at 1245am EDT. Onshore landing this time. I never get tired of watching these.

I see you have never been to New Mexico.

As the 44th presidency winds down, historians look back at the 43rd: http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/48916

Baton Rouge shooting leaves three cops dead, three injured: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/multiple-baton-rouge-police-officers-killed-shooting-attack-article-1.2714761 It's not clear whether this was a law enforcement action gone wrong or an attack on police, but the police are treating it like the latter.

Where is the nearest fire alarm?

You're not a fireman, are you? A muscular, ripped, shirtless Scandinavian fireman?

*cough*inducedcoma*cough*

Are you saying that Scandinavians make you wet?