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Old Man

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  1. On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is, can you win or lose like a man?
  2. I figured. That or she was some sort of weird gluten-free vegan. Or both.
  3. Aren't you the astrolomer? Shouldn't you know?
  4. Did you know that if you google "angstroms in a cubit" it says 4.572e+9?
  5. And here I was annoyed that I had to buy my copy of Kill It Kid - You Owe Nothing on CD, as it was not available digitally in the US. In fact I only managed to rip that CD a couple of weeks before my last CDROM-equipped computer died. I haven't owned a turntable for decades.
  6. A couple thousand. The USS Arizona survivors are almost gone though.
  7. Vinyl album sales outperform digital downloads I disbelieve.
  8. On this day 75 years ago, I guess something happened around here, some sort of fracas, or affray. On this day today, many ceremonies and observances are taking place regarding the previously mentioned event.
  9. They were forced into a terrible situation... which they promptly worsened. If someone had filmed the filming that might have made a more entertaining (and disturbing) movie. It was like a superhero movie version of Tropic Thunder, only real.
  10. Today at lunch, the girl in line in front of me literally ordered a Filet-O-Fish with no bun. And a Southwest Chicken Salad with no chicken. The cashier and staff acted as though this happens all the time.
  11. Don't cross the streams. If someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes.
  12. Regulation 46A: If transmissions are being monitored during battle, no uncoded messages are to be transmitted on an open channel
  13. Have no attachments. Allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.
  14. There are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don't get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs.
  15. Rule #5: Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
  16. Rule number four: Do not forget rule number three.
  17. The second rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
  18. As if game console art ever had anything to do with the game.
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