Old Man

Applying the workings of our own reality don't even make sense when applied to our own reality.

Everyone but us?

Sunday morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed...

Just get a rubber stamp with the letter 'F' on it.

...

Is that like a license to kill? Maybe I should have been an artist?

Man, I can't wait for 2016 to end.

Who are they supposed to starve?

Because all spells have a price, and even a life as worthless as mine could buy a decent amount of magic.

As though defunding Planned Parenthood and repealing the ACA won't have a similar effect.

Reckon that depends on the curse, but you'd probably get a pretty big limitation for "can only be cast seconds before death".

Which makes it okay, right? It's just incredible how people keep setting the bar lower for this guy. Well, of course he lies, but it's okay, everyone lies, right? Of course he steals, and defrauds, and rapes, but it's okay, because they all do that, right? You know, even if you're right, I really think the current president elect takes it to a new, frighteningly unacceptable extreme.

Walrus?

The GOP is the party of Shock Doctrine. Trump's cabinet includes people who have publicly called for the dissolution of the very departments they now control. His Treasury secretary personally profited from illegal foreclosures on ordinary homeowners during the housing crisis. I think repealing the ACA and ending Social Security are the bare minimum of what these guys are going to try. tl;dr: Bend over and prepare your ____: Congress is coming in dry.

If you're into mares.

So... you're getting the Triple Crown?

No, it does not make you look fat. Honest.

In fact we're not people at all!

Like, really hard?

Could someone please slap Jeff for me?

Logically, wouldn't space maggots come from the eggs of space flies? And why exactly would the space flies be laying their eggs on Earth?

Boeing selected to develop High Energy Laser pod for tactical aircraft

I could do Pest Control. See? *slaps L. Marcus*

Only if it threatens to have real consequences for the GOP Congress. I expect Hair Furor to mostly rubber stamp whatever Congress attempts to do over the next two years, except for occasional Twitter outbursts like this one.

“These smug pilots have lost touch with regular passengers like us. Who thinks I should fly the plane?”